Quotes by Chris Pontius

Chris Pontius is a character from Jackass

The best Series Quotes

They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.

Mexico, PolenChris Pontius in Jackass

That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.

Chris Pontius in Jackass

Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them.

Chris Pontius in Jackass, The Movie