The best Quotes by Chris Clarke

"James Whitehouse, a Home Office minister, and confidant of the prime minister, conducted his affair with his parliamentary researcher in the Palace of Westminster."
Well, that was f*cking stupid. Literally.

Sex doesn't have to killl a career these days. You might even gain some fans amongst the older male voter.

If the future doesn't include you, Sophie Whitehouse, the future is sh-te.

As awful as this week has been, and everything I put you through, I am grateful for one thing. The certainty that you are the person I want to die with. Would die for.

Last time I checked, a man accused is not a man convicted. A man who abandons a long-standing colleague and friend is not only fair-weather but spineless.

Sometimes, I think sex is the root of all evil.

Chris: "What's that Paul Newman quote? 'Why got out for hamburgers when you've got steak at home'."
James: "Listen to me, you little prick. This isn't a f*cking joke, it's my life. I love her. Got it?"

Next to you, Michelangelo just threw paint at the chapel Jackson Pollock style.

Boys will be boys. But I'm sure this one has learned his lesson. My wife always said, "Once, okay. Twice, go away."

"I would have had you over tonight, but Felicity decided to stay in town."
Kate: "Oh, how unfelicitous."

Brian: "You need a towel, miss."
Kate: "I need a drink, Brian, but I'd settle for a towel."

Brian: "Shall I wait?"
Kate: "No. You should go."
Brian: "Are you sure there's nothing I can do?"
Kate: "Yes there is, Brian. Have a glorious weekend."

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.