Quotes from Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers

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Chip: "We can't waste our time playing pirates. We're Rescue Rangers. We've got jobs to do."
Dale: "You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat."

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Stan Blather: "Their heroic landing of the damaged Spaceplane may seem a small step for a man but...-"
Dale: "...a giant leap for a chipmunk!"

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Sometimes some crimes go slipping through the cracks
But these two gumshoes are picking up the slack
There's no case too big, no case too small
When you need help just call

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

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Gadget: "Monterey has learned that even cats have their place, haven't you, Monty?"
Monty: "Too right I have. A cat's place is as far from me as possible."

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Gadget: "Hop inside, guys, and I'll show you how this thing works. Or at least how it's supposed to work."

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Gadget: "Golly! This place is a mess!"
Chip: "Really? Looks better than Dale's room."

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Dale: "Two Dales have got to be better than one."

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Monterey Jack: "Better lay off the nuts, lad. You are what ya eat, ya know."

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Gadget: "Let's slow down a little bit. Dale's having trouble keeping up."
Chip: "If we go any slower, we'll be going backwards!"

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Chip: "Hey, this spaceship is made of rubber. Do you know what that means?"
Dale: "Uh, it's dishwasher safe?"

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Dale: "Something about that kid stinks, and I don't mean his diaper!"

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Gadget: "We're lucky that it's oatmeal."
Dale: "Could use a little cinnamon, though."

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Gadget: "If you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however... you're a goof-up."

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Gadget Hackwrench: "Monty has strength, Zipper has speed, Chip has great leadership skills, and Dale has... a good sense of humor!"

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Chip: "That was a close one. Are you okay, Dale?"
Dale: "Yeah. Luckily it landed on my head."

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