The best Quotes from Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers

The best Quotes from Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers

Chip: "We can't waste our time playing pirates. We're Rescue Rangers. We've got jobs to do."
Dale: "You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat."

Season 1 Episode 1

Stan Blather: "Their heroic landing of the damaged Spaceplane may seem a small step for a man but...-"
Dale: "...a giant leap for a chipmunk!"

Sometimes some crimes go slipping through the cracks
But these two gumshoes are picking up the slack
There's no case too big, no case too small
When you need help just call

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Gadget: "Monterey has learned that even cats have their place, haven't you, Monty?"
Monty: "Too right I have. A cat's place is as far from me as possible."

Gadget: "Hop inside, guys, and I'll show you how this thing works. Or at least how it's supposed to work."

Gadget: "Golly! This place is a mess!"
Chip: "Really? Looks better than Dale's room."

Dale: "Two Dales have got to be better than one."

Monterey Jack: "Better lay off the nuts, lad. You are what ya eat, ya know."

Gadget: "Let's slow down a little bit. Dale's having trouble keeping up."
Chip: "If we go any slower, we'll be going backwards!"

Chip: "Hey, this spaceship is made of rubber. Do you know what that means?"
Dale: "Uh, it's dishwasher safe?"

Dale: "Something about that kid stinks, and I don't mean his diaper!"

Gadget: "We're lucky that it's oatmeal."
Dale: "Could use a little cinnamon, though."

Gadget: "If you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however... you're a goof-up."

Gadget Hackwrench: "Monty has strength, Zipper has speed, Chip has great leadership skills, and Dale has... a good sense of humor!"

Chip: "That was a close one. Are you okay, Dale?"
Dale: "Yeah. Luckily it landed on my head."

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Positive Quotes

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Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

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I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!

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If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

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I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

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14

Life Breakup Grief & Condolence

Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!

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7

What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?

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Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."

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Lucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."

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Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
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Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
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In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

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9

Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place

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9

Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
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6

I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.

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1

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1

Man, after-work drinks taste so much better than instead-of-work drinks.

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I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.

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11

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a p-rn star!

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4

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

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1

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Animals are my favorite people.

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Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck blur
Might solve a mystery or rewrite history
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You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

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3

Bite my shiny metal a-ss!

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2

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