The best Quotes by Chieftain Olav

Where's that miserable slave who's responsible for my fireplace? It's freezing in here. I like it more temperate.

We've come so far technologically that we no longer know how anything works. Everyone sends ravens, but no one knows how it really works. If all the technology suddenly disappeared, we'd be pretty much left high and dry.

It's not about the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.

I think my assicle has fallen asleep.

All we can do is just follow the sun. Since the sun always points south, we just have to trust it.

Nine out of ten concerns are completely unfounded.

You're just in time to be too late.

Keep your friends close and your enemies a little bit further away.

They say the first thing to go when you lose your hands is your fine motor skills.

There's no better feeling than doing backbreaking work for someone else without pay.

The sea giveth and the sea taketh away. And this time the sea... tooketh... my sword.

Look at me, I'm actually 18 years old but I look 40!

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.