The best Quotes by Chief Druid Balor

Faced with chaos, the people will always choose order. No matter the cost.

Éile: "Protect, not f*ck - clan basics."
Fjall: "Should have got that one tattooed."
Éile: "Too long a phrase for a Dog Clan c-ck."

The ignorant are always jealous of anyone with gifts.

Eredin doesn't know his arse from his elbow. F*ck him and his shiny army. Where the f*ck were they today when it counted? Couldn't organize a ride in a brothel.

Sorry, friends - can't abide bad manners.

A flower shall grow
Where our peasant blood flows
Our lives they have taken
Are the seeds they have sown
Rise up from the soil we till
Rise up from the soil that they own
We are the Black Rose

You're telling me that the first version of a witcher was a badass elf? This is really gonna piss Geralt off.

Seven warriors, outcasts, strangers to each other. Bound together to fight an unstoppable empire.

Stay with me, oh lover, my heart's filled with worry
Stay with me, oh lover, the borders are burning
Stay with me, oh lover, my heart is still burning
War is yearning to take you away from me
As the rumble of war sweeps down through the valley

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk sign?

We're all seeking order. We're all seeking control.

Good order is the foundation of all things.

Geralt: "I'm not your friend."
Jaskier: "Really? Oh, you usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?"

Toss a coin to your Witcher
O Valley of Plenty!
Toss a coin to your Witcher
A friend of humanity

Destiny is just the embodiment of the soul's desire to grow.

When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Geralt of Rivia
Along came this song

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.