The best Quotes and Sayings about Chicken

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I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.

Long story short:
The chicken.

Funny Quotes, EggsUnknown
 
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Alabamians don't tell you to wait before rushing a decision… they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch."

AlabamaUnknown
 
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Normally, chicks run towards me instead of away from me. I'm losing my touch.

A California Christmas, by Joseph Van Aston
 
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My mom used to make a great broiled chicken. One of my favorites. Funny, I'm starting to feel real sympathetic towards them chickens.

Angus MacGyver in MacGyver, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

Arizona, EggsUnknown
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If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

AnimalsTed Nugent
 
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I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs.

EggsPaul Simon
 
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I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.

VegetariansIsaac Bashevis Singer
 
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Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken.

Nora Ephron
 
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The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.

Patience & Endurance, EggsArnold H. Glasow
 
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50% of the foxe's cunning is just the ignorance of the chickens.

FoxesUnknown
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