I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.
Long story short:
The chicken.
Alabamians don't tell you to wait before rushing a decision… they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch."
AlabamaUnknownNormally, chicks run towards me instead of away from me. I'm losing my touch.
A California Christmas, by Joseph Van AstonMy mom used to make a great broiled chicken. One of my favorites. Funny, I'm starting to feel real sympathetic towards them chickens.
Angus MacGyver in MacGyver, Season 1 Episode 2You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
Arizona, EggsUnknownIf you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
AnimalsTed NugentI was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs.
EggsPaul SimonI did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
VegetariansIsaac Bashevis SingerEveryone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken.
KFCNora EphronThe key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
Patience & Endurance, EggsArnold H. Glasow