The best Quotes and Sayings about Chicken

I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.

Long story short:
The chicken.

Alabamians don't tell you to wait before rushing a decision… they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch."

Normally, chicks run towards me instead of away from me. I'm losing my touch.

My mom used to make a great broiled chicken. One of my favorites. Funny, I'm starting to feel real sympathetic towards them chickens.

You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs.

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.

Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken.

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.

50% of the foxe's cunning is just the ignorance of the chickens.