Chefkoch: 'Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him.'
Stan: 'Marry him?'
Chefkoch: 'It definitely worked for every woman i ever met.'
Chefkoch: 'Why 'oh oh'?'
Gerald Brovlovski: 'Chef, that's Johnny Cochran. He's the one that got O.J. off.'
Chefkoch: 'Oh oh...'
This is all I'm going to say about drugs: Stay away from them! There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.- Chef in South Park, Season 2 Episode 4Drugs, College
Woah, that is one fudged-up little cracker!- Chef in South Park, Season 1 Episode 10
You're getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot.- Chef in South Park, Season 1 Episode 1