Quotes by Chef (South Park)

Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."

Chefkoch: "Why 'oh oh'?"
Gerald Brovlovski: "Chef, that's Johnny Cochran. He's the one that got O.J. off."
Chefkoch: "Oh oh..."

This is all I'm going to say about drugs: Stay away from them! There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.

Woah, that is one fudged-up little cracker!

You're getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot.