Quotes by Chef (South Park)

Chef is a character from South Park

Quotes by Chef (South Park)

Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."

Chef in South Park, Season 6 Episode 2
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Chefkoch: "Why 'oh oh'?"
Gerald Brovlovski: "Chef, that's Johnny Cochran. He's the one that got O.J. off."
Chefkoch: "Oh oh..."

Chef in South Park, Season 2 Episode 14
 
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This is all I'm going to say about drugs: Stay away from them! There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.

Drugs, CollegeChef in South Park, Season 2 Episode 4
 
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Woah, that is one fudged-up little cracker!

Chef in South Park, Season 1 Episode 10
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You're getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot.

Chef in South Park, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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