You have just become victims of the cheerleader-effect. Glad you asked: The cheerleader-effect is when a group of women seems hot, but only as a group. Just like with cheerleaders. They seem hot, but take each one of them individually? Sled dogs!“No, that's not how life works. There's only, like, three ways to become popular: To be a cheerleader, to work at Abercrombie, or to let guys go in the back door.Guys, what kind of psycho world is this where the cheerleaders don't get invited to a party?You play football? That's cute. We throw 100 pound girls instead of 2 pound footballs. Oh, and we actually always catch ours.
As we raise our arms, we raise your spirits!
What an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.Cheerleaders - we don't sweat, we sparkle.
Cheerleaders - it's hard to be humble when you can jump, stunt and tumble.
Don't say cheerleaders aren't athletes until you've been one!
I'm loud, proud and I cheer the crowd.
Forget the glass slippers - this princess wears cheer shoes.
While we may not hit the field, we rock the world!
