No, that's not how life works. There's only, like, three ways to become popular: To be a cheerleader, to work at Abercrombie, or to let guys go in the back door.
High SchoolSenior Year, by Stephanie ConwayGuys, what kind of psycho world is this where the cheerleaders don't get invited to a party?
Senior Year, by Stephanie ConwayYou play football? That's cute. We throw 100 pound girls instead of 2 pound footballs. Oh, and we actually always catch ours.
UnknownAs we raise our arms, we raise your spirits!
UnknownWhat an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
Pitch Perfect - 2, by John SmithCheerleaders - we don't sweat, we sparkle.
UnknownYou have just become victims of the cheerleader-effect. Glad you asked: The cheerleader-effect is when a group of women seems hot, but only as a group. Just like with cheerleaders. They seem hot, but take each one of them individually? Sled dogs!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 4 Episode 7Cheerleaders - it's hard to be humble when you can jump, stunt and tumble.
UnknownDon't say cheerleaders aren't athletes until you've been one!
UnknownI'm loud, proud and I cheer the crowd.
UnknownForget the glass slippers - this princess wears cheer shoes.
UnknownWhile we may not hit the field, we rock the world!
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