Quotes and Sayings about Cheerleaders

No, that's not how life works. There's only, like, three ways to become popular: To be a cheerleader, to work at Abercrombie, or to let guys go in the back door.

Guys, what kind of psycho world is this where the cheerleaders don't get invited to a party?

You play football? That's cute. We throw 100 pound girls instead of 2 pound footballs. Oh, and we actually always catch ours.

As we raise our arms, we raise your spirits!

What an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders - we don't sweat, we sparkle.

You have just become victims of the cheerleader-effect. Glad you asked: The cheerleader-effect is when a group of women seems hot, but only as a group. Just like with cheerleaders. They seem hot, but take each one of them individually? Sled dogs!

Cheerleaders - it's hard to be humble when you can jump, stunt and tumble.

Don't say cheerleaders aren't athletes until you've been one!

I'm loud, proud and I cheer the crowd.

Forget the glass slippers - this princess wears cheer shoes.

While we may not hit the field, we rock the world!

Penny: "Four years I lived with him! Four years, I mean that's like as long as high school!"
Sheldon: "It took you four years to get through high school?!"

We all have things we keep hidden. Sometimes, keeping secrets is how you survive. Because in High School, one rumor, one picture, one incident, can define you forever.

Max: "Hi, ready to order?"
Guest: "Do you have anything that's really special?"
Max: "Not according to my high school guidance counselor."

The first thing I learned at school was that some people are idiots; the second thing I learned was that some are even worse.

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... but I admire the sadism.

Babineaux: "Did he know her?"
Liv: "Only in the way that every boy knows the prettiest girl in high school."
Ravi: "So, from afar, yet intimately."

My father comes from a world where a man is measured by how many tackles he made in high school or how many beer cans he can crush against his skull.

9 out of the top 10 drug makers spent more on marketing, than they did on research. Drug companies are a bit like highschool boyfriends. They're much more concerned with getting inside you, than being effective once they're in there.

Here's what I can say: When you're young, when you're in elementary school or when you're in highschool, it's important to try and fit in and be accepted and to be part of the average. Everyone does it, that's the way it goes. But let me assure you, if you're getting bullied and you're feeling like you are on the outskirts, that it gets better. Because when you're getting older you find, that people are actually drawn towards individuals with different points of view, who are proud of who they are and who make interesting and different and unique choices for them.

Some of my closest friends in life are guys that I was able to play high school football with.

Just remember, high school, it mostly sucks. But it's one time in your life. You're gonna be okay.

Suzanne: "High school's the worst."
Jules: "I'm never going to fit in."
Suzanne: "Even though other people seem like they have it all figured out, they're probably in the same boat. You just have to keep going, try new things, keep an open mind. You'll find your place."

You really need to consider the message you're sending this boys by ending the lockout. It's the same message that we as a culture send to our professional athletes; and that is that they are above the law. If these boys cannot honor the simple rules of a basketball contract, how long do you think it will be before they're out there breaking the law? I played ball here at Richmond High 30 years ago. It was the same thing then; some of my teammates went to prison, some of them even ended up dead. If you vote to end the lockout, you won't have to terminate me; I'll quit.

Talent sets the floor, character sets the ceiling.

That's one thing you learn in sports. You don't give up; you fight to the finish.

When you go running from 23:59 to 00:01, you worked out two days in a row. Doesn't sound bad, does it?

Sport is the best means of communication between people from different religions and countries.

What I really love about sports isn't winning, ya know? It's having to fight and struggle and give it all you got to reach the top.

When you're rowing a race and you get to the last 20 meters your entire body is telling you to stop. Your muscles are on fire. Your lungs are screaming at you. Everything inside you wants to quit, make the pain go away. But if you want to win, that's exactly when you dig deeper and you row harder.

People always ask me, "what is your secret?" I'll tell you what the secret is: Work your a-s off in the gym, 14 times a week.

You don't quit in sports. You retire. You don't get to quit. It's not an option.

If you say you plan to retire in two or three years, you've already retired.

When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you.

Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

Every single one of us is so unique and that's awesome. Why fit in when you can stand out?

It doesn't matter who has the most friends or likes or followers. If you just have one or two great friends who will support you.

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."

It's like my dad always says: "Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood or getting a divorce."

Sweat is the urine of the skin.

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!

Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.

Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"

Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?

Quinn: "In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits."
Barney: "Why? What would you do with them?"
Quinn: "Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."

Ted: "Robin and I already had our backslide. Last Thanksgiving, not even that long ago."
Stella: "Did you place a large bet against yourself?"