The best Quotes by Charlotte York

And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 8

Org*sms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 4

The only way to get over somebody is to feel really bad, cry to your girlfriends - and to replay what you hated about him over and over in your head all day.

Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 1

Breakup

Is your v*gina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.

Sex And The City

Vaginas

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Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 12

Breakup

If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an a-shole!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 6

She was a smart girl, until she fell in love.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

Falling in love Girls

Ever thine. Ever Mine. Ever Ours.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

Shopping

I decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach... complete and utter denial!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 18

Women Relationships

Don't forget to fall in love with yourself first.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

Love Self-Confidence

Men in their 40s are like the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated and you're never really sure you've got the right answer.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 4

I pity him, because I get to walk away and be me and he has to walk away and stay him... who wants to be him when you can be me?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

Samantha: "I never Ieave underwear, because I never see it again."
Charlotte: "What happens to it?"
Samantha: "Nothing, I never go back."
Carrie: "Isn't it a Iittle expensive disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?"
Samantha: "That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates."
Miranda: "That's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again."
Charlotte: "I once found another woman's underwear in a man's bed."
Carrie: "Maybe it was Samantha's!"

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 11

Miranda: "If 85% aren't circumcised, that means I've only slept with 15% of the population, tops."
Carrie: "You're practically a virgin."

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 9

Charlotte: "What is wrong with people just staying who they were?"
Carrie: "Some of us don't have that luxury."

Carrie Bradshaw in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 6

The more I live, the more I find that if you have good friends in your corner, anything's possible.

Carrie Bradshaw in And Just Like That... - Season 1

Are you sure? Because alone in theory is very different than alone in reality.

Carrie Bradshaw in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 8

Solitude & Loneliness

Miranda: "She didn't even have the balls to tell me she sent it. She just amazoned me."
Carrie: "Amazoned me? Did you just make that up?"

Carrie Bradshaw in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 5

Amazon

When you live on a tiny island like Manhattan, the odds of bumping into the one who broke your heart are incredibly high. The odds of bumping into him when you look like shit are even higher.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 1

Breakup Manhatten

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

Sex New York City

Carrie: "Something Iike 85% aren't circumcised."
Charlotte: "Great, now they're taking over the world!"
Carrie: "It's a penis, not Godzilla."

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 9

Penisses

In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

Singles & Dating

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 2

Sex

The witch in 'Hänsel and Gretel'... she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it!

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10

Gretel and Hansel Witches & Wizards

I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. Couldn't tell if he was trying to f*ck me or erase me.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 12

Carrie: "You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?"
Samantha: "The invitation said 'BYOB'."
Miranda: "That meant 'bring your own baby'!"
Carrie: "What did you get her?"
Miranda: "Condoms."

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

Sex Erotic Quotes

Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

Sex

"How do you spell 'love'?" - "You don't spell it... you feel it."

A.A. Milne in Winnie the Pooh

Love Valentine's Day

Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it just takes the right guy to see it.

Nicholas Sparks in The Notebook

Love Beauty Valentine's Day

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Pat in Silver Linings

Life Breakup

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Humanity Breakup Grief & Condolence

Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4

Vaginas

V: "You always pick p*ssies!"
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."

Fiona Gallagher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 4

Vaginas

Big: "I'm just wondering who this person is I'm looking at, because I remember when you kept your sweaters in the stove."
Carrie: "I remember when your hair was black."
Big: "That's really uncalled for."

Mr. Big in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 1

Anthony: "When I was little, I wanted to be Tinkerbell. Did my mother cut holes in my school blazer for my wings? No."
Charlotte: "But maybe she should have."
Anthony: "And what? I would've grown up to be a fairy? Don't answer that. It's too easy."

Anthony Marentino in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 3

Samantha: "I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak."
Carrie: "That's awful."
Samantha: "No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!"

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

New York Knicks

Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10

Sex Cocktails

Stanford: "This is Manhattan, even the shrinks have shrinks."
Carrie: "The fact was, Stanford was right. The therapist was as ubiquitous in Manhattan as pirated cable."
Stanford: "I have three. One when I want to be cuddled, one when I want tough Iove and one for when I just want to Iook at a really beautiful man."
Carrie: "That's sick."
Stanford: "Which is why I see the other two."

Stanford Blatch in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

Manhatten

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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