Nothing happens in cricket, ever. Even the highlights resemble a freeze frame.
Is hacking ever acceptable? It depends on the motive.
I've never lost that freelance mentality. You can't take a holiday because you're worried the work will dry up.
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If someone doesn't respond to a phone call, I think they've died.
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