The best Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

My life has no direction, no aim, no meaning. And yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out - what am I doing right?

Happiness is a side-dish of french fries.

Be yourself, no one can say you're doing it wrong.

Those are buttons. They keep the watermelon from falling apart.

Sometimes, memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks.

All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Everyone has a friend during each stage of life. But only the lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life.

Worrying won't stop the bad stuff from happening - it just stops you from enjoying the good.

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.

While it's not very Minnesotan to brag, I've got to brag on our state a little here: We were just ranked #1 in the country for health care.

I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.

Ted: "It's freezing out there. Where's your coat?"
Robin: "Ted, I'm Canadian. I don't need a coat. This kind of weather is nothing for me."
Marshall: "Yeah. This is like a spring day back in Minnesota."

Minnesota, I love you snow much!

You can leave Minneapolis, but it will never leave you.

I like Hollywood. I just like Minneapolis a little bit better.

Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

But what's the point of breathing if somebody already tells you the difference between an apple and a bicycle? If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, then I'll know the difference.

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.

If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.