The best Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

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Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

Snoopy in The Peanuts

Positive Quotes

My life has no direction, no aim, no meaning. And yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out - what am I doing right?

Snoopy in The Peanuts

Happiness is a side-dish of french fries.

Snoopy in The Peanuts

French Fries

Be yourself, no one can say you're doing it wrong.

Snoopy in The Peanuts

Those are buttons. They keep the watermelon from falling apart.

Snoopy in The Peanuts

Sometimes, memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks.

The Peanuts

Memories Crying & Tears

All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charlie Brown in The Peanuts

Chocolate

Everyone has a friend during each stage of life. But only the lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life.

The Peanuts

Friendship

Worrying won't stop the bad stuff from happening - it just stops you from enjoying the good.

Charlie Brown in The Peanuts

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - October 2022

California

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

Lalo Salamanca in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 5

California New Mexico

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

Lex Luthor in Superman

California

All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.

Gloria Swanson

California

While it's not very Minnesotan to brag, I've got to brag on our state a little here: We were just ranked #1 in the country for health care.

Tim Walz - July 2024

Minnesota

I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.

Terry Gilliam

Minnesota

Ted: "It's freezing out there. Where's your coat?"
Robin: "Ted, I'm Canadian. I don't need a coat. This kind of weather is nothing for me."
Marshall: "Yeah. This is like a spring day back in Minnesota."

Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 11

Canada Minnesota

Minnesota, I love you snow much!

Minnesota

You can leave Minneapolis, but it will never leave you.

Minneapolis

I like Hollywood. I just like Minneapolis a little bit better.

Prince

Minneapolis

Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

Pain / Nagato in Naruto

Life Pain Hurting Falling down

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Pat in Silver Linings

Life Breakup

My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

Charles Bukowski in Factotum

Laziness Ambition

But what's the point of breathing if somebody already tells you the difference between an apple and a bicycle? If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, then I'll know the difference.

Axel Blackmar in Arizona Dream

Bicycles Apples

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Australia

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol

Children & Childhood Christmas

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Will Rogers

Worries

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Humanity Breakup Grief & Condolence

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Helsinki in Money Heist - Season 4 Episode 5

Love

Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.

Chocolate Lego

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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