Quotes by Chandler Bing

Chandler Bing is a character from Friends

Quotes by Chandler Bing

Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

Chandler Bing in Friends, Season 4 Episode 19
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Ross: "She's got to go back to London. But, you know what? I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together and then that's it."
Joey: "That's what all my relationships are like."
Chandler: "Yes, but in Ross' case, they both know in two weeks that's it."

Chandler Bing in Friends, Season 4 Episode 16
 
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Joey: "You're smoking again?"
Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."

Chandler Bing in Friends, Season 3 Episode 17
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Phoebe: "For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience."
Chandler: "I don't think you can make that statement, unless you've been kicked in the area, God only meant to be treated nicely."

Chandler Bing in Friends, Season 3 Episode 16
 
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Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"

Chandler Bing in Friends, Season 2 Episode 14
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Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"

Neutrality, SwitzerlandChandler Bing in Friends, Season 1 Episode 21
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Rachel: "I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?"
Ross: "No, not this time. What did you have?"
Rachel: "I'm not telling."
Ross: "Come on, show them."
Rachel: "Get your hands out of there!"
Chandler: "I've had dates like this."

Chandler Bing in Friends, Season 1 Episode 18
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Chandler: "This piece of furniture was fine until your breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio."
Joey: "You knew about that?"
Chandler: "The impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination."

Chandler Bing in Friends, Season 1 Episode 12
 
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Chandler's Mom: "Anything you want from Lisbon?"
Chandler: "Just knowing you're there is enough."

Chandler Bing in Friends, Season 1 Episode 11
 
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'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.

Chandler Bing in Friends, Season 1 Episode 3
 
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Monica: "This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex."
Chandler: "Sounds like a date to me."

Chandler Bing in Friends, Season 1 Episode 1
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