Quotes and Sayings about Champagne

I only drink Champagne on two occasions: when I'm in love and when I'm not.

Show business is like champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it every day.

I’m what you might call a champagne problem.

Gentlemen, in the little moment that remains to us between the crisis and the catastrophe, we may as well drink a glass of Champagne.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

All right, new cocktail. I started with rye to wish you a smooth finish. Added some bitters 'cause you have every right to be. Then champagne because this is truly a celebration. And finished with crème de pêche because your future is gonna be peachy.

I could not live without Champagne. In victory I deserve it, in defeat I need it.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

Bean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.

A woman can be gorgeous at 19, charmimg at 29, but only at 39 she is irresistible for the rest of her life. And no woman that has been irresistible, ever turns older than 39.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it.

But fame is a strange thing. Some men gain glory after they die, while others fade. What is admired in one generation is abhorred in another.

There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.

I don't have friends, I have family.

No matter how fast you are, no one outruns their past.

Truth has nothing to do with the number of people it convinces.

When man tries to imagine Paradise on earth, the immediate result is a very respectable Hell.

In times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Old age is no place for sissies!

The key to life is accepting challenges. Once someone stops doing this, he's dead.

While you're busy hangin' price tags, Bill Townsend, keep in mind that you aren't worth the skin God spent to wrap your bones in. You best pray he doesn't regret his investment in you as much as I regret mine.

Helen: "I'm still researching the legal precedent for getting Bill's head on a silver platter."
Maddie: "It wasn't his head that caused the problem."

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it.

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.