The best Quotes and Sayings about Cats

Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat! Open box of excrement in your house? Cat!

Cats come when they feel like it. Not when they're told.

My cat is really annoyed by me, now that I hang around in her apartment all day.

Everything comes to those who wait... except a cat.

When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.

Cats rule the world.

Just watching my cats can make me happy.

Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.

Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

The cat in gloves catches no mice.