

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
Jules VerneWant an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat! Open box of excrement in your house? Cat!
Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 2 Episode 4My cat is really annoyed by me, now that I hang around in her apartment all day.
Corona-JokesUnknown, QuarantänealltagWhen my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
Percy Bysshe ShelleyCats make great companions! Just ask my master... who disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
Yuumi, the Magical Cat in League of LegendsCats come when they feel like it. Not when they're told.
Catwoman, by CatwomanEverything comes to those who wait... except a cat.
Mario AndrettiCats rule the world.
Jim DavisJust watching my cats can make me happy.
Paula ColeWomen and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Dogs, Men & WomenRobert A. HeinleinTime spent with cats is never wasted.
Sigmund FreudIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Terry PratchettOwners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.
DogsChristopher Hitchens