The best Quotes from Cartoons

The Peanuts

Show 9 Quotes

Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

Snoopy in The Peanuts

Darkwing Duck

Show 24 Quotes

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck - Season 1 Episode 1

Rick and Morty

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If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 10

South Park

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I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14

Winx Club

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What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?

Stella in Winx Club - Season 1 Episode 9

Lucky Luke

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Averell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."

Averell Dalton in Lucky Luke - Tortillas for the Daltons

Family Guy

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Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy

Avatar: The Last Airbender

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In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

General Iroh in Avatar: The Last Airbender

SpongeBob SquarePants

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Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants

Disenchantment

Show 34 Quotes

Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.

Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 3 Episode 4

BoJack Horseman

Show 18 Quotes

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

Pinky and the Brain

Show 17 Quotes

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Brain in Pinky and the Brain

The Simpsons

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

American Dad!

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Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 1 Episode 14

DuckTales

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Animals are my favorite people.

Webby in DuckTales - Season 1 Episode 45

Futurama

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You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

Bender in Futurama - Season 3 Episode 17

Adventure Time

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People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.

Princess Bubblegum in Adventure Time

Solar Opposites

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Jesse: "It really is making her dumber. I can't believe humans dink this stuff."
Yumyulack: "This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew."

Yumyulack in Solar Opposites - Season 1 Episode 1

Tom and Jerry

Show 13 Quotes

If I heard one more sound, then I'm gonna skin you alive!

Spike in Tom and Jerry

Paradise PD

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I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.

Gina Jabowski in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1

The Flintstones

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Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.

Fred Flintstone in The Flintstones

Kim Possible

Show 31 Quotes

Oh, nap time! You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.

Ron Stoppable in Kim Possible

Bob's Burgers

Show 12 Quotes

Bob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 2

The Powerpuff Girls

Show 14 Quotes

If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!

Blossom in The Powerpuff Girls - Season 4 Episode 5

Jimmy Neutron

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Jimmy: "But dad, all my friends are going."
Dad: "I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so."

Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius

Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers

Show 15 Quotes

Chip: "We can't waste our time playing pirates. We're Rescue Rangers. We've got jobs to do."
Dale: "You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat."

Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers - Season 1 Episode 1

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Doug

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Dear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... well, this afternoon.

Doug Funnie in Doug - Season 1 Episode 2

Rocket Power

Show 1 Quotes

I can tell you a million and a half things I've never heard of!

Twister Rodriguez in Rocket Power

Pepper Ann

Show 1 Quotes

With the exception of sporting events and bachelor parties, we basically bottle up our feelings until we die.

Milo Kamilani in Pepper Ann

Animaniacs

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In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.

Slappy Squirrel in Animaniacs

Hoops

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You can't be an a-shole and a losing coach. In Kentucky, baby, winning cures all.

Opal Lowry in Hoops - Season 1 Episode 1

Sonic X

Show 5 Quotes

You've messed up my face! And now I'm gonna return the favor!

Knuckles the Echidna in Sonic X - Season 3 Episode 13

Hazbin Hotel

Show 14 Quotes

You think you can just buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well, you can!

Husk in Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1