The best Quotes from Cartoons

The best Quotes from Cartoons
SpongeBob SquarePants„”Rick and Morty„Camping is just being homeless... without the change.”
Family Guy„Peter: 'How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image.'
Quagmire: 'Trust me, you're perfect!'”
South Park„I'm not gonna be confused anymore just because you say I should be! My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bi-curious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I think your God must be a little bi-curious himself!”The Simpsons„We home school 'em. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach the little ones, but nobody taught me, so the whole thing is an exercise in futility.”Futurama„Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."”
DuckTales„Animals are my favorite people.”Disenchantment„The saddest thing in life is havin' to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.”American Dad!„Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.”
Adventure Time„People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.”Avatar: The Last Airbender„In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”BoJack Horseman„Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.”Hoops„"The schoolboard is coming down hard on ya?" Language, Opal, this is a school for fuck's sake!”