The best Quotes from Cartoons

The best Quotes from Cartoons

The Peanuts

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Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

Darkwing Duck

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Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.
Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck - Season 1 Episode 1

Rick and Morty

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If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.
Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 10

South Park

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I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.
Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14

Winx Club

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What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?
Stella in Winx Club - Season 1 Episode 9

Lucky Luke

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Averell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."
Averell Dalton in Lucky Luke - Tortillas for the Daltons

Family Guy

Show 22 Quotes
Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Show 27 Quotes
In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

SpongeBob SquarePants

Show 6 Quotes
Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"


Show 34 Quotes
Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.
Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 3 Episode 4

BoJack Horseman

Show 18 Quotes
I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

Pinky and the Brain

Show 17 Quotes
Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

The Simpsons

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

American Dad!

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Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.
Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 1 Episode 14


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Animals are my favorite people.
Webby in DuckTales - Season 1 Episode 45


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You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.
Bender in Futurama - Season 3 Episode 17

Adventure Time

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People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.

Solar Opposites

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Jesse: "It really is making her dumber. I can't believe humans dink this stuff."
Yumyulack: "This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew."
Yumyulack in Solar Opposites - Season 1 Episode 1

Tom and Jerry

Show 13 Quotes
If I heard one more sound, then I'm gonna skin you alive!
Spike in Tom and Jerry

Paradise PD

Show 12 Quotes
I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.
Gina Jabowski in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1

The Flintstones

Show 15 Quotes
Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.

Kim Possible

Show 31 Quotes
Oh, nap time! You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.

Bob's Burgers

Show 12 Quotes
Bob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 2

The Powerpuff Girls

Show 14 Quotes
If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!
Blossom in The Powerpuff Girls - Season 4 Episode 5

Jimmy Neutron

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Jimmy: "But dad, all my friends are going."
Dad: "I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so."
Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius

Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers

Show 15 Quotes
Chip: "We can't waste our time playing pirates. We're Rescue Rangers. We've got jobs to do."
Dale: "You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat."
Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers - Season 1 Episode 1

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Show 23 Quotes
The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!


Show 4 Quotes
Dear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... well, this afternoon.
Doug Funnie in Doug - Season 1 Episode 2

Rocket Power

Show 1 Quotes
I can tell you a million and a half things I've never heard of!

Pepper Ann

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With the exception of sporting events and bachelor parties, we basically bottle up our feelings until we die.


Show 1 Quotes
In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.


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You can't be an a-shole and a losing coach. In Kentucky, baby, winning cures all.
Opal Lowry in Hoops - Season 1 Episode 1

Sonic X

Show 5 Quotes
You've messed up my face! And now I'm gonna return the favor!
Knuckles the Echidna in Sonic X - Season 3 Episode 13

Hazbin Hotel

Show 14 Quotes
You think you can just buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well, you can!
Husk in Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1

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You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.
Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 2 Episode 1
Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.
Jan in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 7
I'm not gonna be confused anymore just because you say I should be! My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bi-curious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I think your God must be a little bi-curious himself!
Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 11 Episode 2
Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!
Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 15 Episode 2
The fashion spell he showed me was a complete dud: it mixed plaid with stripes!
It takes a strong heart to cry, but it takes a stronger heart to say why.
Lucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."
Jolly Jumper in Lucky Luke - The Bridge on the Mississippi
Peter: "How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."
Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"
Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy - Season 15 Episode 12
Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"
Stewie Griffin in Family Guy - Season 17 Episode 13
Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place
General Iroh in Avatar: The Last Airbender - Season 2 Episode 20
The greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation. Things you think are separate and different are actually one and the same. We are all one people, but we live as if divided.
Guru Patik in Avatar: The Last Airbender - Season 2 Episode 19
I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.
Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants - Sponge on the Run
Friends don't let friends go on dangerous quests alone.
Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants - Sponge on the Run