Rick and MortyRick: "Wait a minute! Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum-transport-solution?"
Morty: "I saw you were marking the level so I had to top it off."
Rick: "Top it off? Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is? And you added it to my portal fluid?"65 Quotes from Rick and Morty
Family GuyChris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"21 Quotes from Family Guy
South Park„I'm not high! I haven't been high since Wednesday. Oh, oh it is Wednesday?”69 Quotes from South Park
The Simpsons„Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.”23 Quotes from The Simpsons
Paradise PD„I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.”12 Quotes from Paradise PD
Solar OppositesJesse: "It really is making her dumber. I can't believe humans dink this stuff."
Yumyulack: "This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew."4 Quotes from Solar Opposites
Pinky and the Brain„Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.”17 Quotes from Pinky and the Brain
FuturamaProfessor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."15 Quotes from Futurama
DuckTales„Animals are my favorite people.”2 Quotes from DuckTales
Disenchantment„Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.”34 Quotes from Disenchantment
Lucky LukeAverell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."11 Quotes from Lucky Luke
American Dad!„Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.”16 Quotes from American Dad!
Darkwing Duck„Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.”24 Quotes by Darkwing Duck
The Flintstones„Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.”15 Quotes from The Flintstones
The Powerpuff Girls„If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!”14 Quotes from The Powerpuff Girls
Avatar: The Last Airbender„In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”3 Quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender
BoJack Horseman„I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!”18 Quotes from BoJack Horseman
The Peanuts„My life has no direction, no aim, no meaning. And yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out - what am I doing right?”8 Quotes from The Peanuts
Adventure Time„People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.”10 Quotes from Adventure Time
Hoops„You can't be an a-shole and a losing coach. In Kentucky, baby, winning cures all.”2 Quotes from Hoops
Morty: "I saw you were marking the level so I had to top it off."
Rick: "Top it off? Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is? And you added it to my portal fluid?"65 Quotes from Rick and Morty

Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"21 Quotes from Family Guy




Yumyulack: "This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew."4 Quotes from Solar Opposites


Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."15 Quotes from Futurama



Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."11 Quotes from Lucky Luke









