The best Quotes from Cartoons

The best Quotes from Cartoons
SpongeBob SquarePants„”Rick and Morty„Camping is just being homeless... without the change.”
Family GuyPeter: "How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."
Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"
South Park„All I think about is all the problems our generation is inheriting. Climate change, over fishing, Kyle... I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything?”The Simpsons„We home school 'em. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach the little ones, but nobody taught me, so the whole thing is an exercise in futility.”FuturamaProfessor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."
DuckTales„Animals are my favorite people.”Disenchantment„The saddest thing in life is havin' to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.”Lucky LukeLucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."
American Dad!„Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.”Darkwing Duck„Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.”The Flintstones„Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.”Adventure Time„People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.”Avatar: The Last Airbender„In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”BoJack Horseman„Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.”The PeanutsCharlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"
Hoops„"The schoolboard is coming down hard on ya?" Language, Opal, this is a school for fuck's sake!”