Rick and Morty„Camping is just being homeless... without the change.”42 Quotes from Rick and Morty
Family GuyPeter: "How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."
Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"20 Quotes from Family Guy
South Park„All I think about is all the problems our generation is inheriting. Climate change, over fishing, Kyle... I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything?”65 Quotes from South Park
The Simpsons„We home school 'em. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach the little ones, but nobody taught me, so the whole thing is an exercise in futility.”15 Quotes from The Simpsons
FuturamaProfessor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."15 Quotes from Futurama
DuckTales„Animals are my favorite people.”2 Quotes from DuckTales
Disenchantment„Oh my gosh, it's exactly like my bedroom from when I was little! What are these frilly dresses doing in my liquor cabinet?”29 Quotes from Disenchantment
Lucky LukeLucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."6 Quotes from Lucky Luke
American Dad!„Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.”16 Quotes from American Dad!
Darkwing Duck„Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.”24 Quotes by Darkwing Duck
The Flintstones„Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.”15 Quotes from The Flintstones
Adventure Time„People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.”10 Quotes from Adventure Time
Avatar: The Last Airbender„In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”3 Quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender
BoJack Horseman„Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.”16 Quotes from BoJack Horseman
The PeanutsCharlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"4 Quotes from The Peanuts
Hoops"The schoolboard is coming down hard on ya?" Language, Opal, this is a school for fuck's sake!2 Quotes from Hoops
Family GuyPeter: "How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"20 Quotes from Family Guy
South Park„All I think about is all the problems our generation is inheriting. Climate change, over fishing, Kyle... I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything?”65 Quotes from South ParkThe Simpsons„We home school 'em. I teach the big ones, and the big ones teach the little ones, but nobody taught me, so the whole thing is an exercise in futility.”15 Quotes from The SimpsonsFuturamaProfessor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."15 Quotes from Futurama
DuckTales„Animals are my favorite people.”2 Quotes from DuckTalesDisenchantment„Oh my gosh, it's exactly like my bedroom from when I was little! What are these frilly dresses doing in my liquor cabinet?”29 Quotes from DisenchantmentLucky LukeLucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."6 Quotes from Lucky Luke
American Dad!„Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.”16 Quotes from American Dad!Darkwing Duck„Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.”24 Quotes by Darkwing DuckThe Flintstones„Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.”15 Quotes from The FlintstonesAdventure Time„People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.”10 Quotes from Adventure TimeAvatar: The Last Airbender„In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”3 Quotes from Avatar: The Last AirbenderBoJack Horseman„Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.”16 Quotes from BoJack HorsemanThe PeanutsCharlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"4 Quotes from The Peanuts
Hoops"The schoolboard is coming down hard on ya?" Language, Opal, this is a school for fuck's sake!2 Quotes from Hoops