Rick and MortyMorty: "I have English homework."
Rick: "You're still learning English? It's the language you speak. How dumb are you?"49 Quotes from Rick and Morty
Family GuyChris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"21 Quotes from Family Guy
South Park„All I think about is all the problems our generation is inheriting. Climate change, over fishing, Kyle... I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything?”65 Quotes from South Park
Pinky and the Brain„Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'counter-intelligence.' You have the I.Q. of plaster.”17 Quotes from Pinky and the Brain
The Simpsons„Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.”17 Quotes from The Simpsons
Paradise PD„I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.”12 Quotes from Paradise PD
FuturamaProfessor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."15 Quotes from Futurama
DuckTales„Animals are my favorite people.”2 Quotes from DuckTales
Disenchantment„Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.”34 Quotes from Disenchantment
Lucky LukeLucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."6 Quotes from Lucky Luke
American Dad!„Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.”16 Quotes from American Dad!
Darkwing Duck„Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.”24 Quotes by Darkwing Duck
The Flintstones„Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.”15 Quotes from The Flintstones
The Powerpuff Girls„If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!”14 Quotes from The Powerpuff Girls
Avatar: The Last Airbender„In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”3 Quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender
BoJack Horseman„Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.”16 Quotes from BoJack Horseman
The PeanutsCharlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"4 Quotes from The Peanuts
Adventure Time„People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.”10 Quotes from Adventure Time
Hoops"The schoolboard is coming down hard on ya?" Language, Opal, this is a school for fuck's sake!2 Quotes from Hoops
Rick: "You're still learning English? It's the language you speak. How dumb are you?"49 Quotes from Rick and Morty
Family GuyChris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"21 Quotes from Family Guy
South Park„All I think about is all the problems our generation is inheriting. Climate change, over fishing, Kyle... I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything?”65 Quotes from South ParkPinky and the Brain„Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'counter-intelligence.' You have the I.Q. of plaster.”17 Quotes from Pinky and the BrainThe Simpsons„Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.”17 Quotes from The SimpsonsParadise PD„I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.”12 Quotes from Paradise PDFuturamaProfessor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."15 Quotes from Futurama
DuckTales„Animals are my favorite people.”2 Quotes from DuckTalesDisenchantment„Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.”34 Quotes from DisenchantmentLucky LukeLucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."6 Quotes from Lucky Luke
American Dad!„Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.”16 Quotes from American Dad!Darkwing Duck„Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.”24 Quotes by Darkwing DuckThe Flintstones„Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.”15 Quotes from The FlintstonesThe Powerpuff Girls„If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!”14 Quotes from The Powerpuff GirlsAvatar: The Last Airbender„In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”3 Quotes from Avatar: The Last AirbenderBoJack Horseman„Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.”16 Quotes from BoJack HorsemanThe PeanutsCharlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"4 Quotes from The Peanuts
Adventure Time„People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.”10 Quotes from Adventure TimeHoops"The schoolboard is coming down hard on ya?" Language, Opal, this is a school for fuck's sake!2 Quotes from Hoops