The best Quotes from Cartoons

The Peanuts

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Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

Snoopy in The Peanuts

Darkwing Duck

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Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck - Season 1 Episode 1

Rick and Morty

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If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 10

South Park

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I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14

Winx Club

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What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?

Stella in Winx Club - Season 1 Episode 9

Lucky Luke

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Averell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."

Averell Dalton in Lucky Luke - Tortillas for the Daltons

Family Guy

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Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy

Avatar: The Last Airbender

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In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

General Iroh in Avatar: The Last Airbender

SpongeBob SquarePants

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Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants

Disenchantment

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Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.

Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 3 Episode 4

BoJack Horseman

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I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

Pinky and the Brain

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Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Brain in Pinky and the Brain

The Simpsons

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

American Dad!

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Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 1 Episode 14

DuckTales

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Animals are my favorite people.

Webby in DuckTales - Season 1 Episode 45

Futurama

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You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

Bender in Futurama - Season 3 Episode 17

Adventure Time

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People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.

Princess Bubblegum in Adventure Time

Solar Opposites

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Jesse: "It really is making her dumber. I can't believe humans dink this stuff."
Yumyulack: "This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew."

Yumyulack in Solar Opposites - Season 1 Episode 1

Tom and Jerry

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If I heard one more sound, then I'm gonna skin you alive!

Spike in Tom and Jerry

Paradise PD

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I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.

Gina Jabowski in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1

The Flintstones

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Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.

Fred Flintstone in The Flintstones

Kim Possible

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Oh, nap time! You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.

Ron Stoppable in Kim Possible

Bob's Burgers

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Bob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 2

The Powerpuff Girls

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If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!

Blossom in The Powerpuff Girls - Season 4 Episode 5

Jimmy Neutron

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Jimmy: "But dad, all my friends are going."
Dad: "I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so."

Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius

Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers

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Chip: "We can't waste our time playing pirates. We're Rescue Rangers. We've got jobs to do."
Dale: "You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat."

Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers - Season 1 Episode 1

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Doug

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Dear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... well, this afternoon.

Doug Funnie in Doug - Season 1 Episode 2

Rocket Power

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I can tell you a million and a half things I've never heard of!

Twister Rodriguez in Rocket Power

Pepper Ann

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With the exception of sporting events and bachelor parties, we basically bottle up our feelings until we die.

Milo Kamilani in Pepper Ann

Animaniacs

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In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.

Slappy Squirrel in Animaniacs

Hoops

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You can't be an a-shole and a losing coach. In Kentucky, baby, winning cures all.

Opal Lowry in Hoops - Season 1 Episode 1

Sonic X

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You've messed up my face! And now I'm gonna return the favor!

Knuckles the Echidna in Sonic X - Season 3 Episode 13

Hazbin Hotel

Show 14 Quotes

You think you can just buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well, you can!

Husk in Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1

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I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!

Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck

My life has no direction, no aim, no meaning. And yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out - what am I doing right?

Snoopy in The Peanuts

Sometimes, memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks.

The Peanuts

You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 2 Episode 1

Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.

Jan in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 7

I'm not gonna be confused anymore just because you say I should be! My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bi-curious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I think your God must be a little bi-curious himself!

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 11 Episode 2

Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 15 Episode 2

The fashion spell he showed me was a complete dud: it mixed plaid with stripes!

Stella in Winx Club

It takes a strong heart to cry, but it takes a stronger heart to say why.

Musa in Winx Club

Lucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."

Jolly Jumper in Lucky Luke - The Bridge on the Mississippi

Peter: "How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."
Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy - Season 15 Episode 12

Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy - Season 17 Episode 13

Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place

General Iroh in Avatar: The Last Airbender - Season 2 Episode 20

The greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation. Things you think are separate and different are actually one and the same. We are all one people, but we live as if divided.

Guru Patik in Avatar: The Last Airbender - Season 2 Episode 19

I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants - Sponge on the Run

Friends don't let friends go on dangerous quests alone.

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants - Sponge on the Run