The Peanuts
Show 9 Quotes
Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"
Darkwing Duck
Show 24 Quotes
Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.
Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck - Season 1 Episode 1
Rick and Morty
Show 75 Quotes
If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.
Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 10
South Park
Show 67 Quotes
I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.
Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14
14Lucky Luke
Show 11 Quotes
Averell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."
Averell Dalton in Lucky Luke - Tortillas for the Daltons
Family Guy
Show 22 Quotes
Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Show 27 Quotes
In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.
SpongeBob SquarePants
Show 6 Quotes
Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"
Disenchantment
Show 34 Quotes
Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.
Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 3 Episode 4
1BoJack Horseman
Show 18 Quotes
I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!
Pinky and the Brain
Show 17 Quotes
Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.
The Simpsons
Show 24 Quotes
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18
11American Dad!
Show 16 Quotes
Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.
Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 1 Episode 14
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Adventure Time
Show 10 Quotes
People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.
Solar Opposites
Show 4 Quotes
Jesse: "It really is making her dumber. I can't believe humans dink this stuff."
Yumyulack: "This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew."
Yumyulack: "This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew."
Yumyulack in Solar Opposites - Season 1 Episode 1
Tom and Jerry
Show 13 Quotes
If I heard one more sound, then I'm gonna skin you alive!
Spike in Tom and Jerry
Paradise PD
Show 12 Quotes
I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.
Gina Jabowski in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1
The Flintstones
Show 15 Quotes
Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.
Kim Possible
Show 31 Quotes
Oh, nap time! You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.
Bob's Burgers
Show 12 QuotesBob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 2
The Powerpuff Girls
Show 14 Quotes
If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!
Blossom in The Powerpuff Girls - Season 4 Episode 5
Jimmy Neutron
Show 7 QuotesJimmy: "But dad, all my friends are going."
Dad: "I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so."
Dad: "I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so."
Jimmy Neutron - Boy Genius
Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers
Show 15 QuotesChip: "We can't waste our time playing pirates. We're Rescue Rangers. We've got jobs to do."
Dale: "You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat."
Dale: "You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a hat."
Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers - Season 1 Episode 1
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Show 23 QuotesThe first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!
Doug
Show 4 QuotesDear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... well, this afternoon.
Doug Funnie in Doug - Season 1 Episode 2
Pepper Ann
Show 1 QuotesWith the exception of sporting events and bachelor parties, we basically bottle up our feelings until we die.
Animaniacs
Show 1 QuotesIn most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.
Hoops
Show 2 Quotes
You can't be an a-shole and a losing coach. In Kentucky, baby, winning cures all.
Opal Lowry in Hoops - Season 1 Episode 1
Sonic X
Show 5 QuotesYou've messed up my face! And now I'm gonna return the favor!
Knuckles the Echidna in Sonic X - Season 3 Episode 13
Hazbin Hotel
Show 14 Quotes
You think you can just buy me with a wink and some cheap booze?! Well, you can!
Husk in Hazbin Hotel - Season 1 Episode 1
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7Lucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."
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Peter: "How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."
Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"
Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"
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Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"
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General Iroh in Avatar: The Last Airbender - Season 2 Episode 20
9The greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation. Things you think are separate and different are actually one and the same. We are all one people, but we live as if divided.
Guru Patik in Avatar: The Last Airbender - Season 2 Episode 19
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Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants - Sponge on the Run
1Friends don't let friends go on dangerous quests alone.
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