The best Quotes from Cartoons

The best Quotes from Cartoons
Rick and MortyRick: "Wait a minute! Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum-transport-solution?"
Morty: "I saw you were marking the level so I had to top it off."
Rick: "Top it off? Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is? And you added it to my portal fluid?"65 Quotes from Rick and MortyQuotes from Rick and Morty
Family GuyChris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"21 Quotes from Family GuyQuotes from Family GuySouth Park„I'm not high! I haven't been high since Wednesday. Oh, oh it is Wednesday?”69 Quotes from South ParkQuotes from South ParkThe Simpsons„Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.”17 Quotes from The SimpsonsQuotes from The SimpsonsParadise PD„I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.”12 Quotes from Paradise PDQuotes from Paradise PDSolar OppositesJesse: "It really is making her dumber. I can't believe humans dink this stuff."
Yumyulack: "This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew."4 Quotes from Solar OppositesQuotes from Solar OppositesPinky and the Brain„Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.”17 Quotes from Pinky and the BrainQuotes from Pinky and the BrainFuturamaProfessor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."15 Quotes from FuturamaQuotes from Futurama
DuckTales„Animals are my favorite people.”2 Quotes from DuckTalesQuotes from DuckTalesDisenchantment„Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.”34 Quotes from DisenchantmentQuotes from DisenchantmentLucky LukeLucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."6 Quotes from Lucky LukeQuotes from Lucky LukeAmerican Dad!„Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.”16 Quotes from American Dad!Quotes from American Dad!Darkwing Duck„Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.”24 Quotes by Darkwing DuckQuotes by Darkwing DuckThe Flintstones„Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.”15 Quotes from The FlintstonesQuotes from The FlintstonesThe Powerpuff Girls„If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!”14 Quotes from The Powerpuff GirlsQuotes from The Powerpuff Girls
Avatar: The Last Airbender„In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”3 Quotes from Avatar: The Last AirbenderQuotes from Avatar: The Last AirbenderBoJack Horseman„I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!”18 Quotes from BoJack HorsemanQuotes from BoJack HorsemanThe Peanuts„My life has no direction, no aim, no meaning. And yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out - what am I doing right?”8 Quotes from The PeanutsQuotes from The PeanutsAdventure Time„People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.”10 Quotes from Adventure TimeQuotes from Adventure TimeHoops„You can't be an asshole and a losing coach. In Kentucky, baby, winning cures all.”2 Quotes from HoopsQuotes from Hoops