The best Quotes and Sayings about Cars

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

Ah, cars. Where would we be without cars? And how would we get there?

"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Because I let you."

I'm 74 and I don't have enough time left to waste it, waiting in waiting in front of a charging station.

Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines.

If God had meant for us to walk, why did he give us feet that fit car pedals?

While accelerating, the tears of joy have to horizontally run towards your ears.

Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.

You'll never see a Lamborghini commercial in TV again. People who are able to afford a Lamborghini have better things to do than watching TV.

I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Porsche and BMW drivers are arrogant.

You can't treat a car the same way you would treat a human - cars need love.

Good drivers have insects sticking on the side windows.

A car isn't fast enough when you're not scared about getting in and driving it.

The way I drive, the way I handle a car, is an expression of my inner feelings.

Braking is the transformation of high-quality speed into useless heat.

Dude, they way you're driving, your tires will survive you.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Your safe if you drive faster than the Grim Reaper can fly.

Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.

In the distant future, people may outlaw driving cars because it’s too dangerous. You can’t have a person driving a two-ton death machine.