Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, "Can you please screw this up really bad?"
Carrot TopI'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.
Carrot TopEveryone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.
Carrot TopI have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
CookingCarrot TopPeople do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
Carrot TopI've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.
ComediansCarrot TopI love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.
AdidasCarrot TopCarrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
Carrot TopI always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
Carrot TopI always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
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