Quotes by Carrot Top

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.