Quotes by Carrot Top

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, "Can you please screw this up really bad?"

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default "getaway" city.