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King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 1

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Doug: "Well, from your tone of voice... I'm guessing, not the right thing."

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Doug: "Yeah, but if you add in the other 31 years, I'd think you'd be a little antsy..."

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Doug Heffernan in King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 1

Carrie: "I can't do this to him. I can't stick him in some crappy place where they're gonna just prop him up in a chair and pump him full of Jell-O. I mean, he's my father.
Doug: "Car, I know how you feel. But you gotta be realistic, there's no alternative."
Carrie: "Well, there is one alternative..."
Doug: "Euthanasia?! Do we dare?"

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