I don't think they believed the last excuse you gave them. What was it, that you 'were stuck in a well'?
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2Carrie: "I can't do this to him. I can't stick him in some crappy place where they're gonna just prop him up in a chair and pump him full of Jell-O. I mean, he's my father.
Doug: "Car, I know how you feel. But you gotta be realistic, there's no alternative."
Carrie: "Well, there is one alternative..."
Doug: "Euthanasia?! Do we dare?"
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Carrie: "Well, there is one alternative..."
Doug: "Euthanasia?! Do we dare?"
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2When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.
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