The best Quotes by Carrie Heffernan

The best Quotes by Carrie Heffernan

Carrie Spooner Heffernan is a fictional character in the American sitcom The King of Queens. She appears in all of the show's nine seasons and is one of the show's three central characters. The character is portrayed by Leah Remini and lives in Rego Park, Queens, with her husband Doug Heffernan (Kevin James), and her father Arthur Spooner (Jerry Stiller).

I don't think they believed the last excuse you gave them. What was it, that you 'were stuck in a well'?
King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 1
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No wife of mine is gonna do dishes on Valentine's Day. You can do these tomorrow.
Doug Heffernan in King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 16
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Carrie: "What are you doing?"
Doug: "Well, from your tone of voice... I'm guessing, not the right thing."
Doug Heffernan in King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 13
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Spence: "A month is not that long not to have had sex."
Doug: "Yeah, but if you add in the other 31 years, I'd think you'd be a little antsy..."
Doug Heffernan in King of Queens - SeasonĀ 1 Episode 12
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You know, it has been 17 days since I've "enjoyed" you. And I assume it's been months since you've enjoyed me.
Doug Heffernan in King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 1
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Carrie: "I can't do this to him. I can't stick him in some crappy place where they're gonna just prop him up in a chair and pump him full of Jell-O. I mean, he's my father.
Doug: "Car, I know how you feel. But you gotta be realistic, there's no alternative."
Carrie: "Well, there is one alternative..."
Doug: "Euthanasia?! Do we dare?"
Doug Heffernan in King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 1
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My heart would never flutter for those who needlessly hurt others!
Is it okay for a girl to be this strong? I still worry that someone may ask that, as though I'm not human. In my fear, I was suppressing my strength. But not anymore. Leave this to me. I will protect everyone.

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