Robbie: 'I'm Robbie.'
Caroline: 'I'm uncomfortable. You're getting me wet.'
Robbie: 'That's the point.'
Listen, hit me with one more dead president and you'll be six feet under with Biggie and Tupac. You understand me, Jew-Tang Clan?Caroline Channing in 2 Broke Girls, Season 1 Episode 17
Max: 'I kissed Johnny.'
Caroline: 'What? When?'
Max: 'He came by the apartment right after you left.'
Caroline: 'I was only gone 20 minutes. What'd you do - shine a bat symbol on your vagina?'
I think it'd be better for everyone, including my immune system, if I just keep on wearing what I'm wearing and not the apron, 'cause this is Chanel.Caroline Channing in 2 Broke Girls, Season 1 Episode 1