Quotes by Caroline Channing

Caroline Channing is a character from 2 Broke Girls

Quotes by Caroline Channing

Robbie: 'I'm Robbie.'
Caroline: 'I'm uncomfortable. You're getting me wet.'
Robbie: 'That's the point.'

Caroline Channing in 2 Broke Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Listen, hit me with one more dead president and you'll be six feet under with Biggie and Tupac. You understand me, Jew-Tang Clan?

Caroline Channing in 2 Broke Girls, Season 1 Episode 17
 
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Max: 'I kissed Johnny.'
Caroline: 'What? When?'
Max: 'He came by the apartment right after you left.'
Caroline: 'I was only gone 20 minutes. What'd you do - shine a bat symbol on your vagina?'

Caroline Channing in 2 Broke Girls, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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I think it'd be better for everyone, including my immune system, if I just keep on wearing what I'm wearing and not the apron, 'cause this is Chanel.

Caroline Channing in 2 Broke Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
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