The best Quotes by Carlton Banks

The best Quotes by Carlton Banks

Carlton Banks is a fictional character portrayed by Alfonso Ribeiro on the NBC television sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Dad, don't do anything stupid! You haven't updated your will yet.
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We have a different set of rules here, okay? If you want to do well, just keep your head down and follow my lead.
Bel-Air - Season 1
I know you can hear me with ears that big.
Well, someone has her rude hat on tonight.

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Carlton: "Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date and a great Halloween costume."
Will: "You better buy the mask first!"
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Will: "Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight?"
Carlton: "I don't have a date."
Will: "Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet!"
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Will: "What's so funny?"
Hilary: "Carlton just told a joke."
Will: "No, Hilary, Carlton is a joke."
A hard head makes for a soft behind.
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Carlton: "If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?"
Will: "Your prom date?"
Vivian: "Excuse me. I'm looking for that store with the safari clothes. I can't remember the name, but I think there's some type of produce in it."
"Banana Republic."
Vivian: "That's it. Thank you."
Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad.
Congratulate me. It took all day, but I finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps to wear to the "Save the Everglades" dinner tonight.
Will: "Come on Uncle Phil, you're gonna ruin my rep."
Uncle Phil: "You're only 17, you don't have a rep yet."
Carlton: "I'm sick of being such a big loser."
Will: "Aw, C... you're not big."
Oh my god, Carlton! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck? Ah, never mind. It's just your head.
I found that any game can be made interesting if you put some money on it.
Man, I love Halloween. It's the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!
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What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess?
Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.
Carlton, you are grounded for a month. Will, added to the month that you already have, it should take you into Fiscal '91.
Phillip Banks: "Going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
Will: "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
Phillip Banks: "Yes, son, I really do."
Will: "Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer?"
Phillip Banks: "Penn State would've been my first choice if my applications to Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech had fallen through."
Dr. Hoover: "You must have been an athlete in your thinner days."
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A real man takes responsibility for his actions. A real man knows when to let go of his pride and make the most out of his second chance.
Philip Banks in Bel-Air - Season 1
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This town will try to make you forget who you are and where you came from. Don't let it do that!
Bel-Air - Season 1
Why are we working so hard to save a boy who doesn't want to be saved?
Philip Banks in Bel-Air - Season 1
Man, you know I'm gonna rep West Philly wherever I go.
Will Smith in Bel-Air - Season 1
Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.
Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.
Fifty bucks? I could take like... 25 women out to dinner!
Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
Girl, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful!
Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who I am, dammit.
Phillip Banks: "Geoffrey, bring me my tools."
Geoffrey: "Do you mean your knife and fork, sir?"
Veronica: "What's that smell? It's either vomit or fancy cheese."
Carl: "It can be both if you want."
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