Quotes by Carlos Solis

Gabrielle: 'She's Romanian! When your people are being chased into Argentina by angry cossacks, maybe a sparkling toilet isn't that important.'
Carlos: 'How about you stick to fractions, and I'll teach Juanita geography?'

Gabrielle: 'How about that? And here I was thinking some guy wants to murder me in my sleep.'
Carlos: 'The night's still young!'