The best Quotes by Carla Espinosa

The best Quotes by Carla Espinosa

Carla Espinosa is a fictional character in the American comedy-drama Scrubs, portrayed by Judy Reyes, who appeared on the series from October 2001 to May 2009.

Turk: "Eight seconds! Is that a new record, baby?"
Carla: "That depends, what are we talking about?"
Scrubs - Season 4 Episode 7
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Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 18
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Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.
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Couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time. If it's right, and they're real lucky, one of them will say something.
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 15
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The truth is, it's all of your memories, the joyful ones and the heartbreaking ones, that make up who you are as a person.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 6 Episode 11
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Because even if it breaks your heart to be 'just friends'... if you really care about someone, you'll take the hit.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 12
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You just have to remember, that even if things are changing all around you, deep down you're still the same person.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 8 Episode 9
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I grew up on the street. No, not the hood. The Sesame Street.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 8 Episode 5
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Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.
Bob Kelso in Scrubs - Season 4 Episode 20
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I don't believe in fate. I believe we have more control than we think and that every action has a reaction. After all, the most minor event, even a butterfly flapping its wings, can change everything.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 3 Episode 16
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What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.
Bob Kelso in Scrubs - Season 3 Episode 10
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Sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend. Even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 3 Episode 19
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God, my brilliance is now becoming a bit of a burden. Get back to me!
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 3 Episode 17
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Because often when you do it, it makes you happy. Things have a way of working out.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 8 Episode 4
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In the end, the most important thing to accept is that - no matter how alone you feel, how painful it may be - with the help of those around you, you'll get through this too.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 3 Episode 14
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J.D.: "When one person dies, another person gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life."
Dr. Cox: "Oh, my God, you must stop
watching The Lion King."
J.D.: "I like that baby lion cub... what's his name?"
Dr. Cox: "Uhm, Simba."
J.D.: "Trick question - you like it too!"
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 13
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Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 4 Episode 8
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It's hard to face a harsh truth about yourself. The only thing you can do, is try to take positive steps.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 9
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It's about the day I realised, that admitting we're not heroic, is when we're the most heroic of all.
J.D. in Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 23
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J.D.: "What's wrong with me?"
Dr. Cox: "You're an annoying, whining man-child."
J.D.: "That question wasn't directed to you!"
Dr. Cox: "What question?"
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 7 Episode 1
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Elliot: "I'm notifying all my old boyfriends today that I'm officially off the market."
Dr. Cox: "I'm sure the 'pulse' setting on your shower head will be devastated!"
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 6 Episode 20
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Bob Kelso: "If there is one thing I have learned, it's that you can't schedule love."
Dr. Cox: "I think your credit card statement would beg to differ."
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 4 Episode 17
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Have you ever had a thought, that you didn't immediately verbalize?
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 4 Episode 8
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About a year ago, Jordan said she wanted to 'crash for a while'. Now my office is a nursery, my closet is my office, my clothes are in the entertainment center, and my TV is in the john - which I guess is kind of nice, I don't even know anymore.
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 3 Episode 10
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Julie: "It has minimal side effects, only nausea, impotence, and anal leakage."
Dr. Cox: "I'm getting two out of three from the conversation."
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 7
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Elliot: "I am through taking my clothes off in front of men!"
Dr. Kelso: "I think I can speak for all of us when I say: we'll live."
Bob Kelso in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 13
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Dr. Cox: "You going there, chief?"
Bob Kelso: "No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home."
Bob Kelso in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 7
Dr. Kelso: "Next time, if you're not here in 30 minutes, I expect a free dead body or some garlic knots."
Turk: "Dr Kelso, that's extremely insensitive."
Dr. Kelso: "I don't think so. Miss Parker, you care to weigh in? Nope, she's fine with it. She knows a thing or two. Except, of course, that a yellow light means to slow down."
Bob Kelso in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 6
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Well, that, and a little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland. And by medical boondoggle I mean golf-weekend. And by Cleveland I mean Hawaii. Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport. And by bus I mean helicopter.
Bob Kelso in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 19
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Elliot: "When did you meet Morgan Freeman?"
Turk: "That's my mom."
Elliot: "I like her freckles."
Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 2
I started an 'I hate Cox'-chatroom. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.
Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 5 Episode 22
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J.D.: "Well how would you feel if I hooked up with one of your siblings?"
Elliot: "A little confused considering I have four brothers."
Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 4 Episode 7
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Elliot: "My life is a mess."
J.D.: "At least you're pretty."
Elliot: "Pretty don't pay the rent."
Carla: "It does for my sister."
Elliot: "Your sister's a prostitute?"
Carla: "She's a model! Come on, we talked about thinking before we speak."
Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 19
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Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."
Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 1
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Elliot: "Are you sexually active?"
J.D.: "It's active."
Elliot: "I'll write 'rare dry spell' in the margin."
Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 9
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One way or another, everyone stops bleeding.
Christopher Turk in Scrubs - Season 1 Episode 1
Turk: "Dude, what's the rule about white boys dancing in public?"
J.D.: "Not allowed unless you're gay..."
Christopher Turk in Scrubs - Season 3 Episode 1
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I'm not really proud of this, but I can pick your puff'n'stuff out of a lineup.
Christopher Turk in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 14
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This is the reason why your headache didn't go away. That's actually pronounced 'an-al-ge-sic', not 'anal-gesic'. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
Christopher Turk in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 8
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Carla: "Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?"
Turk: "I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?"
Christopher Turk in Scrubs - Season 3 Episode 6
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Helping someone move is like oral sex. You do it once and they owe you for life.
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
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