Raymond: "Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?"
Jacob: "That one's the dump?"
Raymond: "They're both your locker!"
Raymond: "Everyone! I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt."
Raymond: "That was my speech."
Wuntch: "Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? Twentieth floor."
Raymond: "Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you."
She's a devil and you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. Also because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws.Captain Raymond Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Wuntch: "Sticks and Stones, Raymond."
Raymond: "Describing your breakfast?"