Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 12
Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!HockeyBarney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 23
Canadians are nice and polite. It's not just a stereotype.Justin Trudeau
The fact is Canadians understand that immigration, that people fleeing for their lives, that people wanting to build a better life for themselves and their kids is what created Canada, it's what created North America.Justin Trudeau
Canada is the linchpin of the English-speaking world. Canada, with those relations of friendly, affectionate intimacy with the United States on the one hand and with her unswerving fidelity to the British Commonwealth and the Motherland on the other, is the link which joins together these great branches of the human family.1941Winston Churchill, September 1941
In Canada, there's two seasons: 6 months of winter and 6 months where skiing sucks.SkiingUnknown
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.Craig Ferguson
Ted: "It's freezing out there. Where's your coat?"
Robin: "Ted, I'm Canadian. I don't need a coat. This kind of weather is nothing for me."
Marshall: "Yeah. This is like a spring day back in Minnesota."
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.Jon Stewart
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place.HockeyRyan Reynolds
Canada - what you'd get if America and Britain had a baby they abandoned in the snow.John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.Mike Myers
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.Robin Williams
Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.USA, AustraliaDouglas Adams