Quotes and Sayings about Canada

Quotes and Sayings about Canada

Ah, Canada, the land of stunning landscapes and warm-hearted people! From the urban wonders of Toronto and Vancouver to the picturesque Rockies in Banff and Jasper - Canada has something to offer for everyone. Stroll through the charming alleys of Quebec City and feel the spirit of history. Let yourself be enchanted by the roaring Niagara Falls and explore the wild beauty of the national parks. But no matter where you are, the true gem of Canada is its friendly inhabitants, who welcome you with open arms and greet you with a heartfelt 'Eh!'

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 12
Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 23
Canadians are nice and polite. It's not just a stereotype.
The fact is Canadians understand that immigration, that people fleeing for their lives, that people wanting to build a better life for themselves and their kids is what created Canada, it's what created North America.
Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.
Maine - you can spit on Canada from here!
Canada is the linchpin of the English-speaking world. Canada, with those relations of friendly, affectionate intimacy with the United States on the one hand and with her unswerving fidelity to the British Commonwealth and the Motherland on the other, is the link which joins together these great branches of the human family.
Winston Churchill - September 1941
In Canada, there's two seasons: 6 months of winter and 6 months where skiing sucks.
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.
Ted: "It's freezing out there. Where's your coat?"
Robin: "Ted, I'm Canadian. I don't need a coat. This kind of weather is nothing for me."
Marshall: "Yeah. This is like a spring day back in Minnesota."
Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 11
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place.
Canada - what you'd get if America and Britain had a baby they abandoned in the snow.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it.
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.
You are a big country. You are the kindest country in the world. You are like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.
Robin Williams - about Canada
There's kids playing hockey in the back. It's like you want us to make fun of you!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Canada - and that's practically the same thing.

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Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."
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But there was a hockey game where they didn't even play hockey, they just threw the puck aside and started fighting.
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Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.
If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
Success should always be just beyond your grasp.
Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
I stand with those who are calling out the ingrained racism and violence toward people of color in our country. We have had enough.
Michael Jordan - June 2020
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Yes, I think the '96 Bulls are the greatest of all time. I think the 72-10 record speaks for itself and the fact that we were able to cap it off with a championship.
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
Don't take a leak on my shoes and tell me it's raining.
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If you own more than four pair of gloves.
If every other vehicle is a 4X4.
If in March your vehicle is 43% mud.
If you leave your keys in your car and the next morning your car is still there.
If your central heating system is fueled by large logs.
If people drive 100 miles to shop in a real mall.
If more than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose.
If the bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.
If dressing up means wearing a tie with your flannel shirt.
If you don't use your blinker because everyone already knows where you're going.
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.
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When God understand that only the best go skiing, he created football for the rest.
Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch – or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.
Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"
Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 9
I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.
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