The best Quotes by Cameron Tucker

Mitchell: "It's been five years now and he still does this thing were he announces himself before walking into any room we're in, just to make sure he doesn't ever see us kiss."
Cameron: "Wish my mother had that system. Remember?"

Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Mitchell: "we've decided we really wanted to have a baby so, we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate."
Cameron: "Then we figured, they already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?"

Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists, well without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.

Modern Family - Season 3 Episode 9

Dreaming Reality

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The good news is, Luke has his bike.
More good news, I taught some random kid a valuable lesson by stealing his bike.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 3

Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Claire, or fear how much I love her.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 5 Episode 1

Jay: "I got you a little gift to celebrate. I know it’s not much...-"
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"

Gloria Pritchett in Modern Family - Season 6 Episode 22

Gifts & Presents

Mitchell: "We didn't just go to Vietnam for pleasure. We kinda have some big news."
Jay: "Oh God, if Cam comes out there with boobs, I'm leaving."

Jay Pritchett in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Phil: "What a beautiful dress."
Gloria: "Thank you, Phil."
Phil: "Oh, okay."
Claire: "Phil! She said Phil, not feel!"

Claire Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Phil: "Little heads up - there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding."
Claire: "Phil, you cried on the way here."
Phil: "I was on the brink already. I watched 'Dirty Dancing' before we left."

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 5 Episode 1

Dirty Dancing

Gloria: "It seemd like all what we did was fight and make love. One time, I'm not kidding you, we fell out of the window together."
Jay: "Which one were you doing?"

Jay Pritchett in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

I'm a cool dad. That's my thang. I surf the web... I text LOL - Laugh Out Loud, OMG - Oh My God, WTF - Why The Face.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Alex: "Luke got his head stuck in the banister again."
Phil: "I got it. Where's the babyoil?"
Claire: "It's on our bedside tip- I Don't know, find it!"

Claire Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 1 Episode 1

Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

Success

Sal: "Does Lily have any other plates? I don't let Sammy eat off this plastic."
Pepper: "How does she breastfeed him if she doesn't let him near plastic?"

Pepper Saltzman in Modern Family - Season 6 Episode 15

Boobs

Jotham: "I'm leaving early to go to a hockey game. Kings versus Blackhawks."
Pepper: "Wow, they can call a team that?"
Jotham: "Black-h-awks!"

Modern Family - Season 6 Episode 15

Chicago Blackhawks

Alex: "What's Jagermeister?"
Phil: "Well, you know how in a fairytale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation."

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

Jägermeister

Haley: "Dad, can you just please tell mom, that I can take a two hour break and go to a party?"
Phil: "No Ma'am, I'm not stepping into that one. We're not playing 'good cop - mom'.'"

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family - Season 2 Episode 3

You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

Watch a sunrise at least once a day.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

Sunrise

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, "What?!"

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

Zitronen

Dance, until your feet hurt. Sing, until your lungs hurt. Act, until you're William Hurt.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

Expectations

If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say, 'I am looking you in the eye.'

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

Blindness

It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Dreaming

When dreaming we enter a world, that's entirely our own.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Dreaming

Well, there's one thing: they can't order me to stop dreaming.

Cinderella in Cinderella

Dreaming Comforting

People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define reality. But what does it mean to be correct or true? Merely vague concepts. Their reality may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?

Itachi Uchiha in Naruto

Reality

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Ernest Cline in Ready Player One

Food Reality

Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure it was real? What if you were unable to awake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world, and the real world?

Morpheus in The Matrix

Dreaming Reality

If you love something, set it free. Unless it's a tiger.

Phil Dunphy in Modern Family

Tigers

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Brain

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