Things are never quite as scary when you''ve got a best friend.
FriendshipCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinThe problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
FutureCalvin and Hobbes, by HobbesI won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Breakfast, MilkCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinIf you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some.
Craziness & WeirdnessCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinDay by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon, everything is different.
ChangeCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinTo make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
Greed, SatisfactionCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinI think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
DreamingCalvin and Hobbes, by HobbesI'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.
Grief & Condolence, Missing SomeoneCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinI say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Wise SayingsCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinThat's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
LifeCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinSometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
SpaceCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinI'm related to people I don't relate to.
Calvin and HobbesDid you ever wonder if the person in the mirror is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
MirrorsCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinThis is what entertainment is all about: idiots, explosives and falling anvils.
Calvin and Hobbes, by CalvinIt's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
ReligionCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinPeople think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don''t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
IntelligenceCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinI find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Calvin and HobbesCalvin: "I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
Hobbes: "What's misunderstood about you?"
Calvin: "Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Calvin and Hobbes, by CalvinI understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.
Calvin and HobbesWeekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
WeekendCalvin and Hobbes, by CalvinIt's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
Calvin and Hobbes, by CalvinPeople always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.
Calvin and HobbesI asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Calvin and Hobbes, by CalvinYou know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
Calvin and Hobbes, by Calvin