The best Quotes by Calvin and Hobbes

Things are never quite as scary when you''ve got a best friend.

Calvin

Friendship

I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.

Calvin

Mathematics

Childhood is short and maturity is forever.

Calvin

Children & Childhood

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Hobbes

Future

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Calvin

Breakfast Milk

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some.

Calvin

Craziness & Weirdness

Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon, everything is different.

Calvin

Change

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

Calvin

Greed Satisfaction

It's not the pace of life I mind. It's the sudden stop at the end.

Calvin

Death

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Calvin

Learning

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

Hobbes

Dreaming

I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.

Calvin

Grief & Condolence Missing Someone

I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Calvin

Wise Sayings

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Calvin

Life

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Calvin

Snow

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Calvin

Space

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Calvin

Reality

Did you ever wonder if the person in the mirror is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Calvin

Mirrors

If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it.

Hobbes

Rainbows Humanity

As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.

Calvin

Mathematics

This is what entertainment is all about: idiots, explosives and falling anvils.

Calvin

The best presents don't come in boxes.

Hobbes

Gifts & Presents

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

Calvin

Religion

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don''t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Calvin

Intelligence

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Calvin: "I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
Hobbes: "What's misunderstood about you?"
Calvin: "Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Calvin

I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Calvin

Weekend

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

Calvin

People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

Calvin

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

Calvin

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Cady: "Yeah, I like math."
Damian: "Eww. Why?"
Cady: "Because it's the same in every country."

Cady Heron in Mean Girls

Mathematics

Sometimes, strangers can become more like family than blood ever could.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Inheritance Games

Friendship Blood

A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Children & Childhood Hearing & Listening

The future is easy because it doesn't exist; but the past is painful because it lives forever.

Fred Durst

Future Past

My idea of Heaven is to wake up, have a good breakfast, and spend the rest of the day drawing.

Peter Falk

Breakfast

Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 19

Milk

There are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Graham Chapman

Reason & Sanity Craziness & Weirdness

It is not the strong or the smart that survive, but the ones who can bring about change.

Celestia Ludenberg in Danganronpa

Change

The Jedi are trained to let go. They're trained from birth. They're not supposed to form attachments. They can love people – in fact, they should love everybody. They should love their enemies; they should love the Sith. But they can't form attachments. So what all these movies are about is: greed. Greed is a source of pain and suffering for everybody.

George Lucas

Greed Jedi

Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.

J.D. in Scrubs

Remorse Satisfaction

There's no death for those who don't fear it.

Karl May

Death

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Albert Einstein

Learning Education

It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Dreaming

Those that we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Grief & Condolence Day of the Dead

You are going to lose people in your life.
And I realize that no matter how much you spent with them,
or how much you appreciated them and told them so,
it will never seem like it was enough.

Grief & Condolence Missing Someone Loss

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

Thorin Eichenschild in The Hobbit

Greed Wise Sayings

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