The best Quotes by Calvin and Hobbes

The best Quotes by Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes is a daily American comic strip created by cartoonist Bill Watterson that was syndicated from November 18, 1985, to December 31, 1995. Commonly cited as "the last great newspaper comic", Calvin and Hobbes has enjoyed broad and enduring popularity, influence, and academic and philosophical interest.

Things are never quite as scary when you''ve got a best friend.
Calvin
I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.
Calvin
1
Childhood is short and maturity is forever.
Calvin
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Hobbes
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Calvin
If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some.
Calvin
Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon, everything is different.
Calvin
To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
Calvin
1
It's not the pace of life I mind. It's the sudden stop at the end.
Calvin
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
Calvin
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Hobbes
I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.
Calvin
1
I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Calvin
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
Calvin
1
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Calvin
1
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Calvin
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Calvin
I'm related to people I don't relate to.
Did you ever wonder if the person in the mirror is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
Calvin
If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it.
Hobbes
As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.
Calvin
This is what entertainment is all about: idiots, explosives and falling anvils.
Calvin
The best presents don't come in boxes.
Hobbes
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
Calvin
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don''t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Calvin
1
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
Calvin: "I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
Hobbes: "What's misunderstood about you?"
Calvin: "Nobody thinks I'm a genius."
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Calvin
I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Calvin
It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
Calvin
People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Calvin
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
Calvin

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Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.
18
There's no death for those who don't fear it.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
11
It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.
41
Those that we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch.
13
You are going to lose people in your life.
And I realize that no matter how much you spent with them,
or how much you appreciated them and told them so,
it will never seem like it was enough.
38
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
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