The best Quotes by Calvin and Hobbes

The best Quotes by Calvin and Hobbes

Things are never quite as scary when you''ve got a best friend.

FriendshipCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.

MathematicsCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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Childhood is short and maturity is forever.

Children & ChildhoodCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

FutureCalvin and Hobbes, by Hobbes
 
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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Calvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some.

Craziness & WeirdnessCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon, everything is different.

ChangeCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.

Greed, SatisfactionCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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It's not the pace of life I mind. It's the sudden stop at the end.

DeathCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

LearningCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

DreamingCalvin and Hobbes, by Hobbes
 
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I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.

Grief & Condolence, Missing SomeoneCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Wise SayingsCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

LifeCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

SnowCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Universe & SpaceCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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Reality continues to ruin my life.

RealityCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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I'm related to people I don't relate to.

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Did you ever wonder if the person in the mirror is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

MirrorsCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it.

Rainbows, HumanityCalvin and Hobbes, by Hobbes
 
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As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.

MathematicsCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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This is what entertainment is all about: idiots, explosives and falling anvils.

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The best presents don't come in boxes.

Gifts & PresentsCalvin and Hobbes, by Hobbes
 
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It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

ReligionCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don''t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

IntelligenceCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

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Calvin: "I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius."
Hobbes: "What's misunderstood about you?"
Calvin: "Nobody thinks I'm a genius."

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Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Calvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

WeekendCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

Calvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.

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I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

Calvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

Bad DaysCalvin and Hobbes, by Calvin
 
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