Quotes by Calvin Trillin

Calvin Marshall Trillin is an American journalist, humorist, food writer, poet, memoirist and novelist.

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Quote by Calvin Trillin

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

Craziness & Weirdness
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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

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I'm more disturbed when people expect me to be serious.

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As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

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I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

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