That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.“All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.It's the edge of the world
And all of Western civilization
The sun may rise in the east
At least it's settled in a final location
It's understood that Hollywood sells CalifornicationCalifornia has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.The apparent ease of California life is an illusion, and those who believe the illusion real live here in only the most temporary way.I read the Life magazine articles about free love and free dope in California. At age 20 I drove to Los Angeles.You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to California - and that's pretty much the same thing.
