Quotes by C-3PO

Poe Dameron: "What are you doing there, Threepio?"
C-3PO: "Taking one last look, sir... at my friends."

Poe Dameron: "Threepio, move your metal ass. We're almost there."
C-3PO: "How dare you! We've only just met."

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!

I suggest a new strategy, R2: Let the Wookiee win.

I'm very embarrassed, General Solo, but it seems you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.

Oh, R2, why do you have to be so frail?

Oh, hello. I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. How might I serve you?

Bail Organa: "I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well. Clean them up. Have the Protocol Droid's mind wiped."
C-3PO: "What?"