Quotes by C-3PO

Bless my circuits! I'm so pleased to see you both.

The city's central computer told you? R2-D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!

Poe Dameron: "What are you doing there, Threepio?"
C-3PO: "Taking one last look, sir... at my friends."

I'm very embarrassed, General Solo, but it seems you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.

Bail Organa: "I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well. Clean them up. Have the Protocol Droid's mind wiped."
C-3PO: "What?"

You must repair him. Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help, I'll gladly donate them.

Padmé: "Besides, 3PO will look after me."
C-3PO: "Oh, dear."

This isn't the afterlife, is it? Are droids allowed here?

In the event that I do not return I want you to know that you have been a real friend, R2.

If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short-circuit.

Poe: "Threepio, move your metal ass! We're almost there."
C-3PO: "How dare you! We've only just met."

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!

I suggest a new strategy, R2: Let the Wookiee win.

Oh, R2, why do you have to be so frail?

C-3PO: "I suggest we return to the Millennium Falcon at once."
Poe: "They'll be waiting for us at the Falcon."
Finn: "Yeah, they'll throw us in the Pits of Griq."
Poe: "Yeah, and use you as a target droid."
C-3PO: "You both make excellent points, at times."

Oh, hello. I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. How might I serve you?