The best Quotes by Buzz Lightyear

How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same.

I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

Woody: "Hey, Buzz! You're flying."
Buzz Lightyear: "This isn't flying, this is falling with style!"

Mo: "You got a clean record, and you're free and armed. How are you still complaining?"
Darby: "I got off for good behavior, not good attitude."

Darby: "You are the last person I wanna be stuck with in a life-and-death situation."
Mo: "Well, you're in luck, okay? 'Cause look around. This is just a 'death' situation!"

Izzy: "Let's review our objectives!"
Woman: "Kill the robots."
Man: "And don't die."
Woman: "'Don't die' is just something you wanna do every day."

I.V.A.N.: "You failed to reach hyperspeed."
Buzz: "Didn't need to hear that, I.V.A.N."
I.V.A.N.: "You didn't hear that. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll repeat."

I.V.A.N.: "Mission failure imminent, please record your last words."
Buzz: "Not today, I.V.A.N."
I.V.A.N.: "If you are satisfied with this recording, speak or select one."

Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4071. As members of the Elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, we've been charged to protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from any sworn enemies of the Galactic Alliance.

Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 3901. Sensors have detected potential life forms on an uncharted planet. So we're making a detour to investigate.

After a full year of being marooned on this planet, our specialized crew have put this planet's vast resources to incredible use. Finally, our first hyperspeed test flight is a go.

A year of work for a four-minute flight. Isn't that something?

To infinity - and beyond!

We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room.

Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You. Are. A. Toy!

We're going in the attic now, folks. Keep your accessories with you at all times. Spare parts, batteries, anything you need for an orderly transition.

He's not lost. Not anymore.

You're mocking me, aren't you?

I've set my laser from stun to kill!

Come on. Let’s see how much we’re going for on eBay.

Buzz Lightyear: "Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'."
Woody: "The word I'm searching for I can't say, because there's preschool toys present."

We’re not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.

Your'e right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Rex: "No, no, no, no."
Buzz Lightyear: "Oh, you almost had him."
Rex: "I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!"
Buzz Lightyear: "Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am."
Rex: "But look at my little arms! I can't press the 'fire' button and 'jump' at the same time!"

Alien toys: "You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful."
Mrs. Potato-Head: "You saved their lives? My hero! They're so adorable. Let's adopt them!"
Alien toys: "Daddy!"

I'm sorry, honey, but you know... toys don't last forever.

I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?

Buzz Lightyear: "I'll never give in. You killed my father! "
Emperor Zurg: "No, Buzz. I AM your father!"

You never forget kids like Emily, or Andy, but they forget you.

How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.

I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him!

You know, I once knew this girl. Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her.

I said my face bomb, ass tight
Racks stack up Shaq height
Jewelry on me, flashlight
I been lit since last night

Only a song has the power to change a heart. Never underestimate the power of music.

The curious fish gets caught!

That is not brightly colored. Or shaped like a dinosaur. Hold on guys. It's broccoli - bah!

I don't want to survive, I want to live!

Our fate lies within us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.

If you focus on what you left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead. Now go up and look around!