Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.
The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.
You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.
Quotes about Burt Reynolds
I'll give you a limerick. Hold on. I've been preparing it. Have you heard tale of Scanlan the bard? Or Burt Reynolds if you look at his card. Always tries to get laid, sometimes with ladies he made. But I still respect him because rhyming is hard.
There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a moustache and so did he. But he was the number one star in the world, so there wasn't really much confusion.
In my movies, I'm not trying to erase any old image of myself, really. And also I'm not trying to imitate anyone or follow in their footsteps, because I know, Burt Reynolds was just one of the people that told me this, I know how you can only last in this business if you got something special to offer, just by being yourself.
