Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
Oh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."
Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"
You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!Space Jam, by Bugs Bunny