The best Quotes by Bugs Bunny

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!

Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.

So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.

Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?

Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.

Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.

Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?

For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?

Oh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.

Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."

Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"

You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

Standing at three-foot-three, four-foot if you count the ears, is... Bugs Bunny!

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?