Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!
I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!
Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.
So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.
Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?
Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.
Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?
I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.
Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?
For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Oh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.
Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."
Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"
You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!
Quotes about Bugs Bunny
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.
Standing at three-foot-three, four-foot if you count the ears, is... Bugs Bunny!
Announcer in Space Jam
Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?
Kyle Broflovski in South Park - Season 11 Episode 12
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If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.
I am a duck bent on self-preservation.
Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!
Consequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...
Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!
Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities.
I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.
Bugs: "Now it's my turn to do an act."
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"
The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.
There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is the willingness to think.
The rules are simple. Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out.
Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color.
Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"
Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"
Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
Psychiatrist: "Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform?"
Ewing: "No!"
Psychiatrist: "I'm just asking."
Ewing: "No!"
Psychiatrist: "I'm just asking."
I stand with those who are calling out the ingrained racism and violence toward people of color in our country. We have had enough.
Michael Jordan - June 2020
1We went from a shitty team to one of the all-time best dynasties. All you needed was one little match to start that whole fire.
Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 10
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, "Can you please screw this up really bad?"
Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Kyle Broflovski in South Park - Season 1 Episode 1
I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.
Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14
14Daffy: "You think she's got enough toys?"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"
Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi. Your destiny.
You ever heard of opera? It's what those rich guys listen to at their banquets. It's all tenor this and falsetto that.
Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence. He was a means to an end. He popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad twenty years ago on a train ride from Manhattan to Hollywood at a time when business fortunes of my brother Roy and myself were at lowest ebb and disaster seemed right around the corner. Born of necessity, the little fellow literally freed us of immediate worry.
Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!
I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.
It's a great run, we'd had a wonderful time. Good Team. Time to go.
Phil Jackson in The Last Dance - Episode 10