Quotes and Sayings about Brunei

Quotes and Sayings about Brunei

Welcome to Brunei, a small country with a big heart! Immerse yourself in the splendor of the Sultan's Palace in Bandar Seri Begawan, the capital of the country. Stroll along the picturesque waterfront of Kampong Ayer, the famous floating village. Explore the treasures of the Brunei Museum and embrace the serenity of Tasek Lama Park. Here, tradition meets modernity, and hospitality is a top priority. Brunei may be small, but its beauty and magic will capture your heart!

If you are a tiny, wealthy, strategically located country with oily business underneath you, the whole world is your friend.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Brunei - and that's practically the same thing.

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Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

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Russia... the prequel and sequel to the Sowjet Union.

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Russia... the country that gave the world Tetris, merkins you wear on your heads, and potentially the 45th President of the United States.

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Greece... the most recent Greek Tragedy.

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Oil is much too important a commodity to be left in the hands of the Arabs.

Henry Kissinger

Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people.

Henry Kissinger

The good Lord didn't see fit to put oil and gas only where there are democratically elected regimes friendly to the United States.

Dick Cheney - June 1998

If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?

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The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.

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If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?

I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.

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Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

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Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy, you don't let Scottie Pippen run the offense. Oh, you're from Canada, right. If Wayne Gretzky's healthy, you don't let François... what I'm saying is: hockey is stupid and I'm point guy!

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If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.

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This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

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The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

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Everybody in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta.

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Life is too short to learn German.

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The Germans have six months of winter and six months of no summer.

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They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

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In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

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Australia... not just the country where Russell Crowe lives, but very much the Russell Crowe of countries.

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People moving to Norway has made Norway richer, economically, but also our culture has become more rich in many ways.

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November always seems to me the Norway of the year.

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You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

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Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.

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We need to stop the Islamisation of the Netherlands.

Geert Wilders - Februar 2008

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

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In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

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In Italy, we have a saying, "Love rules without rules."

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Denmark... also known as "wrong Norway", "different Sweden" and "that's actually not Finland".

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Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."

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A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.

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Colombians say, God made our land so beautiful it was unfair to the rest of the world. So to even the score, God populated the land with a race of evil men.

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In Colombia, when money's involved, blood inevitably flows.

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The Ukrainian people are defending the values of freedom and democracy on which our civilization is based, and the very foundations of international law.

Giorgia Meloni - Juli 2023

The special military operation was done for the purpose of "denazification," while we've made Ukraine into a nation that's known throughout the world. They're like the Greeks or the Romans at their peaks. And as far as "demilitarization," if they had some 500 tanks at the start of the special military operation, now they have 5,000. If they had 20,000 capable fighters before, now they have 400,000. What kind of demilitarization is that? Now it looks more like we did the opposite, somehow or other, and militarized Ukraine.

Yevgeny Prigozhin - May 2023

Violet: "I'm so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of the English."
Matthew: "But isn't she American?"
Violet: "Exactly."

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The British electors will not vote for a man who does not wear a hat.

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Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Brexit II

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Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"

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