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Power is knowing that you can do whatever you want, and not one person can stop you.

Moses Randolph in Motherless Brooklyn

When someone isn’t seen for what they truly are, that’s a very dangerous thing.

Paul Randolph in Motherless Brooklyn

Okay, listen. I got something wrong with me. That’s the first thing to know. I twitch and shout a lot. It makes me look like a damn freak show. But inside my head is an even bigger mess. I can’t stop twisting things around, words and sounds especially. I have to keep playing with them until they come out right.

Lionel Essrog in Motherless Brooklyn

He’s the one who taught me how to use my head, turn it into a strength. He gave me a place in this crappy world, until I screwed up.

Lionel Essrog in Motherless Brooklyn

Head

Someday I'd change my name to Shut Up and save everybody a lot of time.

Jonathan Lethem in Motherless Brooklyn

Consensual reality is both fragile and elastic, and it heals like the skin of a bubble.

Jonathan Lethem in Motherless Brooklyn

Enough of this. Does every conversation with you have to be the director's cut?

Jonathan Lethem in Motherless Brooklyn

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

John McClane in Die Hard

Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
John McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."

John McClane in Die Hard

One-Liners

Hans Gruber: "Who are you then?"
John McClane: "Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass."

John McClane in Die Hard

John McClane: "You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."
Joseph Takagi: "Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks."

Joseph Takagi in Die Hard

Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?

John McClane in Die Hard

Stevie Wonder

John McClane: "Drop it, d-ckhead. It's the police."
Tony: "You won't hurt me."
John McClane: "Oh, yeah? Why not?"
Tony: "Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen."
John McClane: "Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me."

John McClane in Die Hard

Police

Sergeant Al Powell: "Excuse me sir. But what about the body that fell out the window?"
Dwayne T. Robinson: "Well who knows? Maybe some stockbroker, got depressed."

Dwayne T. Robinson in Die Hard

That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fck up for a minute and comfortably share the silence.

Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction

Being Silent

This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here.

Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction

The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride f*cking with you. F*ck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.

Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction

Any of you f*cking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf*cking last one of ya!

Honey Bunny in Pulp Fiction

Funny Threats

Vincent: "In Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Jules: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Vincent: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*ck a Quarter Pounder is."
Jules: "Then what do they call it?"
Vincent: "They call it a Royale with cheese."
Jules: "What do they call a Big Mac?"
Vincent: "Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
Jules: "What do they call a Whopper?"
Vincent: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."

Pulp Fiction

McDonald's

Jules: "[shoots Brett in the shoulder] Does he look like a b*tch?"
Brett: "No."
Jules: "Then why you tryin' to f*ck him like a b*tch, Brett?"
Brett: "I didn't..."
Jules: "Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. But Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace."

Jules in Pulp Fiction

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

Jules in Pulp Fiction

There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.

Jeffrey Goines in 12 Monkeys

Oh, wouldn't it be great if I was crazy? Then the world would be okay.

James Cole in 12 Monkeys

By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife!

Lee Christmas in The Expendables - 2

One-Liners

We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night.

Barney Ross in The Expendables

Great, they got a small army. What have we got? [looks at Yin Yang] Four and a half men.

Hale Caesar in The Expendables

Sandra: "What are your names?"
Lee Christmas: "[points to himself] Buda..."
Lee Christmas: "[points to Barney] ...Pest"
Sandra: "Follow me, please."
Barney Ross: "Buda and Pest? Nice."

The Expendables

Being wealthy is very good. It allows people to be the real asswipes nature intended them to be.

James Munroe in The Expendables

Wealth & Richness

Hale Caesar: "What happened to you?"
Barney Ross: "I got my ass kicked."

The Expendables

I promised myself, I'm gonna die for something that counts.

Tool in The Expendables

What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 7

Hair

Simba: "Ouh. Jeez, what was that for?"
Rafiki: "It doesn't matter, it's in the past."
Simba: "Yeah, but it still hurts."
Rafiki: "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it."

Rafiki in The Lion King

Experience Past

The future is easy because it doesn't exist; but the past is painful because it lives forever.

Fred Durst

Future Past

I'd give up all the world to see that little piece of heaven looking back at me.
Now that it's over, I just wanna hold her.
I've gotta live with the choices I made and I can't live with myself today.

Skillet - Lucy, Album: Awake

Love Breakup Farewell & Goodbye Remorse

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

Laughing & Smile

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

Fear

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

Men & Women

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Anthony Hopkins

Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

Emilia Clarke

Books Reading

We think too much and feel too little.

Charlie Chaplin

Thinking Feelings & Emotions

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

Jackie Chan

Life Desire

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

Klaus Kinski

Failures & Mistakes

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