Here are a few fun facts about Long Island... Number 1: It's Brooklyn's fart-trail.
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3Caroline: "No need to yell, he's a champion."
Max: "Champion stink bomb. It's smelling pretty ripe out in that yard."
Caroline: "That's not Chestnut, that's Brooklyn."
Max: "Okay, well, I'm watching 'The Champion' drop some steaming hot 'Brooklyn' right now."
Max: "Champion stink bomb. It's smelling pretty ripe out in that yard."
Caroline: "That's not Chestnut, that's Brooklyn."
Max: "Okay, well, I'm watching 'The Champion' drop some steaming hot 'Brooklyn' right now."
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2Spread love; it's the Brooklyn way.
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Mentally been many places but I'm Brooklyn's own.
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I've fallen in love with Brooklyn. I'm going to buy a little house in Brooklyn and live there.
Brooklyn is not the easiest place to grow up in, although I wouldn't change that experience for anything.
I was raised on the streets, in hot, steamy Brooklyn, with stifled air.
I once started out to walk around the world but ended up in Brooklyn, that Bridge was too much for me.
You'll miss her most when you roam
'Cause you'll think of her and think of home
The good old Brooklyn Bridge
'Cause you'll think of her and think of home
The good old Brooklyn Bridge
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Brooklyn praise is half slander.
I'm from Brooklyn. In Brooklyn, if you say, "I'm dangerous", you'd better be dangerous.
I rooted for the Dodgers when they were in Brooklyn.
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