Quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Quote by Jacob Peralta from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in Season 1 Episode 15

Peralta: 'I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast.'
Holt: 'Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?'
Peralta: 'Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah.'
Holt: 'I pity your dentist.'
Peralta: 'Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!'

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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in Season 1 Episode 2

Raymond: 'Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?'
Jacob: 'That one's the dump?'
Raymond: 'They're both your locker!'

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Quote by Jacob Peralta from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in Season 1 Episode 1

Guy: 'I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted.'
Jacob: 'Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?'

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Quote by Terry Jeffords from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in Season 1 Episode 1

Jacob Peralta is my best detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.

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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in Season 1 Episode 1

Raymond: 'Everyone! I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt.'
Amy: 'Speech!'
Raymond: 'That was my speech.'

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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Wuntch: 'Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? Twentieth floor.'
Raymond: 'Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.'

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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

She's a devil and you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. Also because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws.

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Quote by Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Wuntch: 'Sticks and Stones, Raymond.'
Raymond: 'Describing your breakfast?'

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