Quotes by Bronn

You waste time trying to get people to love you, you'll end up the most popular dead man in town.

Bronn: "The little king's backed up. Clogged from balls to brains."
Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?"
Bronn: "There's no cure for being a c-nt."

There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for f-cking. And there's nothing like a f-ck mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight.

Bronn: "There's a Bravosi knife game I could teach ya."
Tyrion: "Does it involve the potential for losing fingers?"
Bronn: "Not if you win."

Problem is, if you fight with an edged blade, I'll have to. And if I fight with an edged blade, I'll have no one left to pay me.

You wanna fight pretty or you wanna win?

Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the unsullied army."

All the best brothels burned down. The master of coin is willing to found reconstruction.

Bronn: "The master of coin looks forward to helping the master of ships. But first he has to ensure we're no wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You're master of grammar now too?"

Tyrion: "You broke my nose."
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "'Cause I've been breaking noses since I was your size and I know what it sounds like."

Tyrion: "May I speak?"
Bronn: "Why not, only death will shut you up."

Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king.

Bronn: "They have their eyes on you, c-nt."
Jaime: "Not my type."
Bronn: "Not blonde enough?"

Jaime: "When we win this war, all the castles in the seven kingdoms will be yours to choose from with no one there to take them away from you."
Bronn: "Yeah, I'm sure Queen Cersei's reign will be quiet and peaceful."

Tyrion: "The Eyrie. They say it's impregnatable."
Bronn: "Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes - I'll impregnate the bitch."

Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister Army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger c-ck than anyone in the Unsullied Army."

Listen to me, c-nt. 'til I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you. You don't get to kill you. Only I get to kill you.

Tyrion: "If I told you to murder an infant girl say, still at her mother's breast - would you do it without question?"
Bronn: "Without question? No. I'd ask how much."