Quotes and Voice-Lines by Brimstone

I can't get the settings menu on my display to turn off. How do I...? Oh. Got it.

Failure is the great teacher. So let's teach 'em somethin'!

Punch us in the teeth, we spit back blood.

Viper, watch those toxins this time. Not breathing in that crap again.

Let's kill that Reyna! Our team's got soul, I wanna keep it that way.

It's open season on the enemy Reyna. If you get a shot at that heart, take it.

Killjoy, control your bots! That turret keeps looking at me funny.

Killjoy, do you control the admin account on my bracer? I... might... need you to reset the password.

Jett, remember to stretch. I don't want you to sprain an ankle at 90 miles an hour.

They've got one ugly lookin' crew. No offense to any of us.

Any cheaper, and it'd be just me and a bottle of scotch...

I'll teach 'em to respect their elders.

Okay kids, we've got company. Pretend you all get along.

I want to see heroes, not heroics. I'm looking at you Phoenix.

So they got a Cypher. He'll see what we want him to see.

We are fighting a Phoenix? Book your vacations now, this is gonna be exhausting.

They can throw the whole playbook at us. I've seen it all before.

They think I'm an old dog? Heh, I'll show them how many tricks I know.

Brimstone, I'd hug you but it would kill you. I'm serious - no hugs.

No, Brimstone. Remember, your screen isn't frozen, it's just locked. And no, the Internet isn't down, it's never down.

Brimstone, the corporate sellout! Here to look out for Kingdom's special interests?

Brimstone, after we win, I'll buy you a drink if you share a memory with us.

Hell yeah, Brimstone! The best defense, is a good offense.

Someone track down their Brimstone. Cut off the head of the snake.

Who let that old man out of the nursing home?

Go ahead, call me tech support again!

Don't stress if I die, it was great knowing you all. Also, delete my hard-drive.

Cypher your homemade gadgets are so cute, remind me of some of my works in kindergarten.

You can trust my bots. They only messed up that one time and honestly, she won't miss that finger.

Sage, we're the perfect pair... you give life, I take it.

They stopped breathing? Excellent. Then we're done.

I'm the last thing they'll see before they die... lucky them.

C'mon guys, take out their healer! It's super annoying to kill people twice.

All right, I take back what I said about those bots. And your height. And those dumb pants.

Oh, my back hurts... everyone's so heavy.

Bodies decompose after twelve hours in acid. There is no reason I know that.

They call me a monster. Shall I prove them right?

They're scared, I don't need cameras to see that.

Phoenix: "I should have picked this game."
Cypher: "[playing chess] Winning requires sacrifice. Not really your style."

I bet you never seen a can opener do that.

Trust me, they'll know what hit 'em.

This bow has taken men and beast alike. I have found there is little difference.

Even if I go out, I'll go out with a bang. Just promise you'll dance at my funeral, okay?

Why did they bring Sage? Now they have to die twice, idiots.

Their healer is nothing, I'll burn them faster than they can mend.

Another healer? Good. Now it's someone else's turn to answer requests.

They fear death. They should fear so much more than that.

Make their fear your weapon... or use a gun, whichever.

Do not worry my radiant friends, I will unplug their talking toaster.

They think they put us in the dirt, they're gonna find out we weren't buried, just planted.