My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.0
I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on.0
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.0
Bridget: 'I've got to leave my current job because I've shagged my boss.'
Richard: 'Fair enough. Start on Monday... we'll see how we go.'