Brexit Analogy; We've all been on a night out with a mate who says, "it's shit here - let's go somewhere else." Then, when you leave, you realise he has no idea where to go and the place you left won't let you back in. The United Kingdom is standing in a kebab shop at 2 am, arguing about whose fault it is.
I deal with tough mathematical questions every day, but please don’t ask me to help with Brexit!
Good luck to the class of 2028 with their history exam: "Outline the process of the so-called Brexit without going crazy."
And after Brexit, we will be free to determine our economic future, with control over our money, laws and borders.
This was a long and winding road but we have got a good deal to show for it. The deal is fair and balanced and it is now time to turn the page and look to the future. The UK remains a trusted partner.
Ursula von der Leyen - December 2020
We have taken back control of our laws and our destiny.
Boris Johnson - December 2020
This is not an end, but a beginning. This is the moment when the dawn breaks and the curtain goes up on a new act in our great national drama.
Boris Johnson (als Premierminister Großbritanniens) - January 2020
It's about mass immigration at a time when 21% of young people can't find work. It's about giving £50 million a day to the EU when the public finances are under great strain.
Brexit is a harbinger for Trump, really.
I don’t think it helps the UK. Brexit is the biggest mistake of this country after the war.
John Bercow - November 2019
'To be, or not to be, that is the question.' A long time ago, a British playwriter wrote those heavy words in one of his best known dramas. About 400 years later, all of Britain went through a drama of its own, as the nation asked that question again and opted 'not to be'... part of the EU.
Raimund Dietz in Skylines - Season 1 Episode 1
Where there is a will, there is a deal - we have one!
Jean-Claude Juncker (as President of the European Commission) - via Twitter, 17.10.2019
The United Kingdom is at its best, when it's helping to lead a strong Europe.
Barack Obama - April 2016
Hulk always escaped, no matter how tightly bound in he seemed to be - and that is the case for this country. We will come out on October 31.
Boris Johnson (als Premierminister Großbritanniens) - September 2019
This government will not delay Brexit any further.
Boris Johnson - September 2019
He needs no advice. He is the right man for the job.
Donald Trump - about Boris Johnson
Andrew Neil: "How would you handle paragraph 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "I would confide entirely in paragraph 5(b)."
Andrew Neil: "And how would you get round what's in 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "I would confide entirely in paragraph 5(b) which is enough for our purposes."
Andrew Neil: "Do you know what's in 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "No."
Boris Johnson: "I would confide entirely in paragraph 5(b)."
Andrew Neil: "And how would you get round what's in 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "I would confide entirely in paragraph 5(b) which is enough for our purposes."
Andrew Neil: "Do you know what's in 5(c)?"
Boris Johnson: "No."
Boris Johnson - BBC Interview, 13.07.2019
We will leave the EU on 31 October, deal or no deal. The way to get a good deal is to prepare for a no deal.
Boris Johnson - Mai 2019
The United Kingdom... a place whose very name after this week's events is beginning to sound a bit sarcastic.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
I've been clear that Brexit means Brexit.
Brexit was a fantastic example of a nation shooting itself full in the face.
Of course Brexit means that something is wrong in Europe. But Brexit means also that something was wrong in Britain.
Jean-Claude Juncker (as President of the European Commission)
Why did we lose Brexit? Why, because 60 per cent of youth didn't believe they needed to go and vote.
Events keep happening that seem inexplicable and out of control. Donald Trump, Brexit, the War in Syria, the endless migrant crisis, random bomb attacks.
That twerking pig may actually be the perfect embodiment of the entire Brexit situation. It's in motion already, we're all powerless to stop it and it is impossible to look away.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Brexit II
After Brexit, when rapper 50 cent performs in Great Britian he'll appear as 10,000 pounds.
David Cameron announced he is stepping down in the wake of a vote, which should make me happy, but it doesn't. It's like catching an ice cream cone out of the air, because a child has been hit by a car. I'll eat it! But it's tainted somehow.
I don’t think we should have voted. I can barely rate a film on Netflix, don’t leave big decisions in my hands. Brexit is a terrible name for it, sounds like cereal you eat when you are constipated.
I was angry about the whole Brexit and free movement thing but then I realised I haven’t been on a holiday since 2012 and I’m broke anyway so how much worse can it get?
We have nothing to fear and that is the reason why we should only accept a clean and clear Brexit, not some fudge.
Nigel Farage - September 2018
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Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Brexit II
1Queen Elizabeth II was the rock on which modern Britain was built. Our country has grown and flourished under her reign. In the difficult days ahead, we will come together with our friends across the United Kingdom to celebrate her extraordinary lifetime of service.
Liz Truss - September 2022
I believe in Europe. I am convinced by Europe. Not only as a heritage from the past, but as hope and a vision for the future.
Angela Merkel (as Chancellor of Germany) - July 2020, Speech at the European Parliament
2The European Union cannot be compared to the United States. America is a nation, but Europe is not. Europe is a continent of many different nations with their own identities, traditions and languages. Robbing them of their national democracies does not create a European democracy - it destroys democracy in Europe.
I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.
I want you to know how sad I am to be giving up the best job in the world.
Boris Johnson - July 2022, Resignation Speech
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Donald Trump - August 2024
Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
2I think that politics needs a bit of spicing up.
Nigel Farage - July 2002
It is not acceptable that European Union countries are divided into those who give and those who take.
Jean-Claude Juncker (as President of the European Commission)
No one is above the law, everybody ought to be held accountable.
You know what scares me the most? When it happens, when it comes over me and I totally lose control... I like it.
Bruce Banner in Hulk
2From the beginnin' to the end
Losers lose, winners win
This is real we ain't got to pretend
The cold world that we in
Is full of pressure and pain
Enough of me n*gga, now listen to Game
Losers lose, winners win
This is real we ain't got to pretend
The cold world that we in
Is full of pressure and pain
Enough of me n*gga, now listen to Game
50 Cent - Hate It Or Love It
2Why can't he go home? Why can't he grab a kebab, down a glass of water and pass out on the couch with one shoe on, like a normal person?
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I recognise though, given the situation, I cannot deliver the mandate on which I was elected by the Conservative Party. I have therefore spoken to His Majesty The King to notify him that I am resigning as Leader of the Conservative Party.
Liz Truss - October 2022
We all know that Ukrainians are ready to die for the European perspective. We want them to live with us for the European dream.
Ursula von der Leyen - Juni 2022