The best Quotes by Bree Van De Kamp

You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.

Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 12

That pine shields my view of the Purcell's backyard, and if you had ever seen Mr. Purcell sunbathe, you'd know exactly what that tree means to me.

Desperate Housewives - Season 4 Episode 1

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care.

Desperate Housewives - Season 2 Episode 16

Love Hatred Indifference

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Andrew: "Mom...?"
Bree: "Please don't interrupt me while I'm speaking! Now what is it, dear?"
Andrew: "Danielle's upstairs trying to commit suicide. There's no rush, she's not trying that hard..."

Andrew Van de Kamp in Desperate Housewives - Season 3 Episode 5

Human beings are designed for many things, but loneliness isn't one of them.

Mary Alice Young in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 19

Solitude & Loneliness

We all havee momeents of deespeeration. If we can face them head-on, that's when we find out, how strong we really are.

Mary Alice Young in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 1

I want him to have what he wants - if it's what I want.

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 3 Episode 6

Tom's packin'! We're talkin' big, circus big. So big, he can drive in the car pool lane when he's alone. If it falls in the forest, believe me - it makes a sound. The Washington monument looks at it and says, "I want to be you when I grow up!"

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 7 Episode 9

Penisses

Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house!

Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 1

Cleaning

There's no bad guys here, there's just people trying to figure things out.

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 8 Episode 7

Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 8 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

Baby. Number. Five. An entire basketball team has come out of me, so I'm officially too exhausted to care!

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 7 Episode 1

Tom: "I never thought you'd want a fifth kid?"
Lynette: "I don't, but I didn't want the first four and they're starting to grow on me!"

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 3 Episode 7

We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Episode 21

Michelangelo Sex Erotic Quotes

When a woman quits on a man, she either got enough of him or she didn't get enough from him.

Marcel Aymé

Women Relationships

A jealous female can be tricked into everything.

Hook in Peter Pan

Women Jealousy

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Pat in Silver Linings

Life Breakup

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Humanity Breakup Grief & Condolence

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Helsinki in Money Heist - Season 4 Episode 5

Love

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes, you close your window. So that's why I'm scared when you say you love me.

Bob Marley

Love

Hate burns fast and bright, and it might make you feel empowered for a while, but eventually it consumes whatever vessel it fuels.

Arnold Schwarzenegger - März 2023

Hatred

There's a type of hatred that's similar to longing. It's impossible to stop.

Moon Dong-eun in The Glory - Season 1 Episode 1

Hatred

He who is deaf, blind and silent, lives a thousand years in peace.

John Gotti

Indifference Blindness Taubheit

The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.

George Bernard Shaw

Hatred Indifference

Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 2 Episode 19

Mother Santa Claus Mother & Son

We will find someone - someone who doesn't remember what they were doing the day Lincoln was shot.

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 2 Episode 15

Gabrielle Solis: "I never bragged."
Lynette Scavo: "You once called your face 'proof of God's existence'."

Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives

If you lay one finger on Ana, Carlos will knock every tooth out of your mouth, which will make you pretty darn popular in prison!

Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives - Season 6 Episode 4

Prisons

Lynette: "You think doing laundry is throwing dirty clothes in the hamper and getting clean ones out of the drawer."
Porter: "That's how dad does it?!"
Tom: "O-okay, let's stay on topic!"

Tom Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 7 Episode 15

Mike: "You're kidding. We're playing an actual gig?"
Tom: "In front of people who aren't listening just because I pay their allowance? Well, this is fantastic!"

Tom Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Episode 7

Julie: "No man has seen you naked in years. Except your doctor."
Susan: "And he retired. I try not to take that personally."

Susan Mayer in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 8

Singles & Dating

Gabrielle: "She's Romanian! When your people are being chased into Argentina by angry cossacks, maybe a sparkling toilet isn't that important."
Carlos: "How about you stick to fractions, and I'll teach Juanita geography?"

Carlos Solis in Desperate Housewives - Season 6 Episode 7

Romania

Gabrielle: "How about that? And here I was thinking some guy wants to murder me in my sleep."
Carlos: "The night's still young!"

Carlos Solis in Desperate Housewives - Season 3 Episode 12

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