The best Quotes from Breaking Bad (Page 2)

The best Quotes from Breaking Bad (Page 2)

Breaking Bad is an American crime drama television series created and produced by Vince Gilligan for AMC. Set and filmed in Albuquerque, New Mexico, the series follows Walter White (Bryan Cranston), an underpaid, overqualified, and dispirited high-school chemistry teacher who is struggling with a recent diagnosis of stage-three lung cancer. White turns to a life of crime and partners with a former student, Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul), to produce and distribute methamphetamine to secure his family's financial future before he dies.

If you wanna stay a criminal and not become, say, a convict, maybe you should grow up and listen to your lawyer.
Saul Goodman - Season 3 Episode 9
You're now the cute on of the group. Paul, meet Ringo. Ringo, Paul.
Saul Goodman - Season 3 Episode 7
Walter: "I have made a series of very bad decisions and I cannot make another one."
Gus: "Why did you make these decisions?"
Walter: "For the good of my family."
Gus: "Then they weren't bad decisions. A man provides for his family."
Gustavo Fring - Season 3 Episode 5
That's your brain working at maximum capactity?
Hank Schrader - Season 3 Episode 4
Kaylee: "I think Jupiter is my favorite. Did you know it's the largest planet in our solar system? It's called the gas giant."
Mike: "Uh, that's not very nice."
Kaylee: "Pop-Pop, it's not that kind of gas."
Mike: "Oh, my mistake."
Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 6 Episode 6
Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?
Walter White - Season 2 Episode 9
Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute "plans" in my book.
Walter White - Season 2 Episode 9
I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.
Hank Schrader - Season 2 Episode 1
Well, sometimes forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest, doesn't it?
Hank Schrader - Season 1 Episode 7
Respect, ése, you gotta give it to get it.
Tuco Salamanca - Season 1 Episode 7
That crystal that your partner brought me... it sold faster than ten-dollar ass in TJ.
Tuco Salamanca - Season 1 Episode 6
Wow! This kicks like a mule with his balls wrapped in duct tape.
Tuco Salamanca - Season 1 Episode 6
Damn. Chick's got an ass like an onion - makes me wanna cry.
Hank Schrader - Season 1 Episode 6
Look, a guy doesn't gotta look like, you know, Charlton Heston - I'm talking Moses days - to get a girl, all right? You just gotta have confidence.
Hank Schrader - Season 1 Episode 4
Walter Jr.: "Hey, I want a beer."
Hank: "Yeah, I want Shania Twain to give me a tuggy. Guess what. It ain't happening either."
Hank Schrader - Season 1 Episode 4
Hank: "You are talking to the trap-car master, my friend. I'm Rain Man counting his toothpicks."
Steven: "Yeah, you're like Rain Man. Retarded."
Season 1 Episode 3
Don't think so hard, it's gonna hurt your brain!
Hank Schrader - Season 1 Episode 3
So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my a-s. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey?
Walter White - Season 1 Episode 2
Some straight like you, giant stick up his a-s all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?
Jesse Pinkman - Season 1 Episode 1
Walter Jr.: "So how does it feel to be old?"
Walter: "How does it feel to be a smart-a-s?"
Walter White - Season 1 Episode 1
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law-enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things - things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart.
Walter White - Season 1 Episode 1
So you’re chasing around a fly and in your world I’m the idiot?
Jesse Pinkman - Season 3 Episode 10
The next time you bring a gun to a job without telling me, I will stick it up your a-s sideways.
Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 5 Episode 6
Walter: "You're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart?"
Saul: "Come on, have you seen my hourly rate?"
Saul Goodman - Season 2 Episode 8
Walter: "How much meth did you sell?"
Jesse: "Nearly an ounce."
Walter: "Last time I checked there were 16 ounces to a pound. What did you do with the rest? Smoke it?"
Walter White - Season 1 Episode 6
Cop: "Anything you want us to tell Steve Gomez? Says he's worried about you."
Hank: "Yeah. Tell him I already got two grandmas."
Hank Schrader - Season 5 Episode 9
Sometimes you gotta rob to keep your riches.
Tuco Salamanca - Season 1 Episode 6
Good to meet you. Don't drink and drive! But if you do, call me!
Saul Goodman - Season 5 Episode 13
Walter White: "Jesus, Jesse did that?"
Saul Goodman: "Yeah, but you gotta understand... deep down, he loves me."
Saul Goodman - Season 5 Episode 12
Saul Goodman: "How about Florida? You get a tan, meet the Swedish bikini team, you know, swim with the dolphins."
Jesse Pinkman: "What about... Alaska?"
Saul Goodman: "Alaska, okay. Well, that's a different vibe. I never figured you for a big moose lover, but whatever floats your boat."
Saul Goodman - Season 5 Episode 11
I'm a dying man who runs a car-wash. My right hand to God... that is all that I am.
Walter White - Season 5 Episode 9
You are trouble. I’m sorry the kid here doesn’t see it, but I sure as hell do. You are a time bomb. Tick tick ticking. And I have no intention for being around for the boom.
Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 5 Episode 2
We're Done When I Say We're Done!
Walter White - Season 5 Episode 1
Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family.
Skyler White - Season 4 Episode 6
Big doings today. The order of the day is "eyes open, mouth shut."
Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 4 Episode 7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
Gustavo Fring - Season 4 Episode 10
Remembering you that way wouldn't be so bad. The bad way would be to remember you the way... the way you've been this whole last year. At least last night you were... you were real
Walter White, Jr - Season 4 Episode 10
It was an act of God. Ain't no account for no act of God.
Huell - Season 4 Episode 11
All I know is when he tells me your employer took him out in the desert and threatened to murder his entire family, I sat up and took notice. Because, hey, what am I if not family?
Saul Goodman - Season 4 Episode 12
You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and a-sholes! But I say, hey, have at it b*tches 'cause I love hot dogs.
Jesse Pinkman - Season 3 Episode 10
You’re the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.
Jesse Pinkman - Season 1 Episode 6
Walt: "So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?"
Jesse: "To who? What do I look like? Scarface?"
Walt: "This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today."
Jesse: "You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin' dope."
Jesse Pinkman - Season 1 Episode 6
Look, Skylar, I just haven't quite been myself lately. I haven't been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, and nothing ever will. So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my a-s. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my a-s. You know, I'd appreciate it. I really would.
Walter White - Season 1 Episode 2
Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.
Jesse Pinkman - Season 1 Episode 2
Jesse: "Is New Zealand part of Australia?"
Jane: "New Zealand is New Zealand."
Jesse: "Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made 'Lord of the Rings'."
Jesse Pinkman - Season 2 Episode 12
Walt: "Castor beans."
Jesse: "So, what are we going to do with them? Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? Huh? Climb it and escape?"
Walt: "We are going to process them into ricin."
Jesse: "Rice ’n Beans?"
Walt: "Ricin. It’s an extremely effective poison."
Walter White - Season 2 Episode 1
First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it - no more RV's.
Walter White - Season 5 Episode 2
When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man.
Gustavo Fring - Season 3 Episode 5
Let's start with some tough love. You two suck at peddling meth. Period.
Saul Goodman - Season 2 Episode 11
Make hay while the sun is still shining.
Saul Goodman - Season 2 Episode 9

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