Saul Goodman: "How about Florida? You get a tan, meet the Swedish bikini team, you know, swim with the dolphins."
Jesse Pinkman: "What about... Alaska?"
Saul Goodman: "Alaska, okay. Well, that's a different vibe. I never figured you for a big moose lover, but whatever floats your boat."
I'm a dying man who runs a car-wash. My right hand to God... that is all that I am.Walter White in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 9
You are trouble. I’m sorry the kid here doesn’t see it, but I sure as hell do. You are a time bomb. Tick tick ticking. And I have no intention for being around for the boom.Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 2
Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family.Skyler White in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 6
Big doings today. The order of the day is 'eyes open, mouth shut.'Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 10
Remembering you that way wouldn't be so bad. The bad way would be to remember you the way... the way you've been this whole last year. At least last night you were... you were realWalter White, Jr in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 10
All I know is when he tells me your employer took him out in the desert and threatened to murder his entire family, I sat up and took notice. Because, hey, what am I if not family?Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 12
You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and a-sholes! But I say, hey, have at it b-tches 'cause I love hot dogs.Meat, PigsJesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 10
You’re the one that looks like you just crawled out of a microwave.Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 6
Walt: "So why you selling it in such small quantities? Why don’t you just sell the whole pound at once?"
Jesse: "To who? What do I look like? Scarface?"
Walt: "This is unacceptable. I am breaking the law here. This return is too little for the risk. I thought you’d be ready for another pound today."
Jesse: "You may know a lot about chemistry man but you don’t know jack about slangin' dope."
Look, Skylar, I just haven't quite been myself lately. I haven't been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, and nothing ever will. So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my a-s. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my a-s. You know, I'd appreciate it. I really would.Walter White in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 2
Like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 2
Jane: "Do you know what this is?"
Jesse: "It's a whole lot of cheddar."
Jane: "This is freedom. This is saying, 'I can go anywhere I want. I can be anybody.' What do you want to be? Where do you want to go? South America? Europe? Australia?"
Jesse: "Is New Zealand part of Australia?"
Jane: "New Zealand is New Zealand."
Jesse: "Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made 'Lord of the Rings'. I say we just move there, yo. I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and sh-t. And I can be a bush pilot."
Walt: "Castor beans."
Jesse: "So, what are we going to do with them? Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? Huh? Climb it and escape?"
Walt: "We are going to process them into ricin."
Jesse: "Rice ’n Beans?"
Walt: "Ricin. It’s an extremely effective poison."
Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans.'Walter White in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 9
When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man.Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 5
Let's start with some tough love. You two suck at peddling meth. Period.Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 11
Skyler you've read the statistics sheet, these doctors talking about surviving, one year, two years, like it's the only thing that matters. But what good is it to survive if I'm too sick to work, to enjoy a meal, to make love? For what time I have left, I want to live in my own house, I want to sleep in my own bed. I don't want to choke down 40 or 50 pills every single day, and lose my hair, lie around, too tired to get up, and so nauseated that I can't even move my head. You cleaning up after me. Me - some dead man, some artificially alive, just marking time... no. And that's how you would remember me. That's the worst part. So... that is my thought process, Skyler... I'm sorry, it's just I choose not to do it.Walter White in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 5
Chemistry is the study of matter, but I prefer to see it as the study of change.ChemistryWalter White in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 1
It's nothing personal Walt, but you wouldn’t know a criminal if he was close enough to check you for a hernia.CrimeHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 6
Our snitch's car, turns out we find two grams of meth in it. We take it to the lab, they come back they tell us it is the purest they've ever seen. Our chemist is blown away. Said he couldn't do better.Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 4