The best Quotes from Breaking Bad

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White - Season 4 Episode 6

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Saul Goodman - Season 4 Episode 13

Funny Insults

What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

Walter White - Season 2 Episode 8

You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.

Walter White - Season 5 Episode 9

Past Remorse

When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.

Walter White - Season 5 Episode 2

Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

Hank Schrader - Season 5 Episode 5

Hope Sunrise

Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 5 Episode 1

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Jesse Pinkman - Season 4 Episode 8

Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

Jesse Pinkman - Season 4 Episode 10

What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

Jesse Pinkman - Season 3 Episode 9

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Saul Goodman - Season 2 Episode 8

What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?

Hank Schrader - Season 4 Episode 7

Hair

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 5 Episode 5

Meryl Streep

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a b*tch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You, and your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd known your place, we'd all be fine right now!

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 5 Episode 7

You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung-cancer take me down? Not a chance!

Walter White - Season 5 Episode 12

Cancer

If you don’t know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.

Walter White - Season 5 Episode 9

Walt: "How did you find me?"
Saul: "We should talk about that. It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. My PI charged me for three hours, so I seriously doubt it took him more than one."

Saul Goodman - Season 2 Episode 8

Saul: "'Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it."
Walter: "Saul, Mike threatened me. He threatened Jesse. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Come on, grow a pair!"

Walter White - Season 5 Episode 3

Walter: "First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs."
Jesse: "I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."

Jesse Pinkman - Season 5 Episode 2

Now I don’t know what kind of movies you’ve been watching, but even in the real world, we don’t kill 11 people as some kind of prophylactic measure.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 5 Episode 2

Yeah b*tch, Magnets!

Jesse Pinkman - Season 5 Episode 1

Jesse: "What's the point of being an outlaw if I gotta have responsibilities?"
Badger: "Darth Vader had responsibilities- building the Death Star."
Skinny Pete: "True Dat! Two of 'em, yo!"

Badger - Season 3 Episode 9

Darth Vader Quotes about Star Wars

Can you walk? Then get the f*ck outta here and never come back.

Jesse Pinkman - Season 4 Episode 9

Last I asked for your help, you said, "I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert."

Jesse Pinkman - Season 4 Episode 11

Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.

Walter White - Season 4 Episode 12

I’m a blowfish! BLOWFISH! Yeeeah blowfishing this up!

Jesse Pinkman - Season 2 Episode 7

This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed… b*tch!

Jesse Pinkman - Season 3 Episode 6

If this is supposed to be all, like, Major League and all, we should have equipment maintainer guys. And water boys, you know? "Yo! Gatorade me, b*tch!"

Jesse Pinkman - Season 3 Episode 10

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah science!

Jesse Pinkman - Season 1 Episode 7

I pay my rent, b*tch! I got civil rights!

Jesse Pinkman

You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage

Gustavo Fring - Season 3 Episode 11

Wealth & Richness

Where'd you get your law degree, Goodman? The same clown college you got that suit?

Hank Schrader - Season 5 Episode 6

Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I'm in the empire business.

Walter White - Season 5 Episode 6

There's Marie's guy, Dave. She seems really happy with him. Not that Marie's an advertis*ment for advanced mental health or anything...

Hank Schrader - Season 5 Episode 4

In the little village where I was born, life moved at a slower pace yet felt all the richer for it. There, my two uncles were known far and wide for their delicious cooking. They seasoned their zesty chicken using only the freshest herbs and spices. People called them "Los Pollos Hermanos".

Season 3 Episode 9

I don't know what movies you've been watching but in the real world, we don't kill 11 people as some kind of prophylactic measure.

Mike Ehrmantraut - Season 5 Episode 2

We're done when I say we're done!

Walter White - Season 5 Episode 1

I'm sorry. I must be hearing things. Did you actually just use the word "ethically" in a sentence? You're not Clarence Darrow, Saul. You're a two-bit bus-bench lawyer.

Walter White - Season 5 Episode 1

Clarence Darrow

Wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest... it's a free country. But how come I always get sloppy seconds?

Saul Goodman - Season 4 Episode 13

Saul: "What'd you tell them?"
Jesse: "I told them they're a couple of d-cks."
Saul: "He's a wordsmith."

Saul Goodman - Season 4 Episode 13

All I know is when he tells me that your employer took him out threatening to murder his family, I take notice. Because after all, what am I, if not family?

Saul Goodman - Season 4 Episode 12

If your guys had his meeting at KFC you wouldn't immediately assume he's sitting down with Colonel Sanders.

Steven Gomez - Season 4 Episode 7

Colonel Sanders KFC

If a mosquito is buzzing around you and it bites you on the ass, you don't go gunning for the attorney. You go grab a fly swatter.

Saul Goodman - Season 2 Episode 8

How come you guys always give air freshener. I explicitly say, "no air freshener". And every time, I drive away smelling like an Alpine wh*rehouse.

Saul Goodman - Season 3 Episode 11

Aw, that was so sweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a bit.

Jane Margolis - Season 3 Episode 11

Why should we do anything more than once? Should I just smoke this one cigarette? Maybe we should only have sex once, if it's the same thing. Should we just watch one sunset? Or live just one day? It's new every time. Each time is a different experience.

Jane Margolis - Season 3 Episode 11

Sometimes you get fixated on something and you might not even get why. You open yourself up and go with the flow, wherever the universe takes you.

Jane Margolis - Season 3 Episode 11

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once convinced a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked, cecause I believed it!

Saul Goodman - Season 3 Episode 11

Did the academy hire you right out of the womb? You guys get younger and younger every year. We have laws, detective, have your kindergarten teacher read them to you.

Saul Goodman - Season 2 Episode 8

Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: Only the very best... with just a right amount of dirty!

Saul Goodman - Season 3 Episode 11

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Most people had high school. I had Breaking Bad.

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Walter White, Jr

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If you don't like where you're heading, there's no shame in going back and changing your path.

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You can do anything if you set goals. You just have to push yourself.

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