You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!Walter White in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 6
Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 13
What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!Walter White in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 8
You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.Past, RemorseWalter White in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 9
When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.Walter White in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 2
Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.Hope, SunriseHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 5
Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 1
What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 8
Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."
What’s the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 9
Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 5
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a b-tch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You, and your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd known your place, we'd all be fine right now!Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 7
You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung-cancer take me down? Not a chance!CancerWalter White in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 12
If you don’t know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.Walter White in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 9
Walt: "How did you find me?"
Saul: "We should talk about that. It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. My PI charged me for three hours, so I seriously doubt it took him more than one."
Saul: "'Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it."
Walter: "Saul, Mike threatened me. He threatened Jesse. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Come on, grow a pair!"
Walter: "First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs."
Jesse: "I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."
Now I don’t know what kind of movies you’ve been watching, but even in the real world, we don’t kill 11 people as some kind of prophylactic measure.Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 2
Yeah B-tch, Magnets!Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 1
Jesse: "What's the point of being an outlaw if I gotta have responsibilities?"
Badger: "Darth Vadar had responsibilities- building the Death Star."
Skinny Pete: "True Dat! Two of 'em, yo!"
Can you walk? Then get the f-ck outta here and never come back.Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 9
Last I asked for your help, you said, "I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert."Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 11
Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.Walter White in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 12
I’m a blowfish! BLOWFISH! Yeeeah blowfishing this up!Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 7
This my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed… b-tch!Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 6
If this is supposed to be all, like, Major League and all, we should have equipment maintainer guys. And water boys, you know? "Yo! Gatorade me, b-tch!"Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 10
Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah science!Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 7
I pay my rent, b-tch! I got civil rights!Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad
You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manageWealth & RichnessGustavo Fring in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 11
What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?HairHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 7
If your guys had his meeting at KFC you wouldn't immediately assume he's sitting down with Colonel Sanders.KFCSteven Gomez in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 7
If a mosquito is buzzing around you and it bites you on the ass, you don't go gunning for the attorney. You go grab a fly swatter.Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 8
How come you guys always give air freshener. I explicitly say, "no air freshener". And every time, I drive away smelling like an Alpine whorehouse.Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 11
Aw, that was so sweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a bit.Jane Margolis in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 11
Why should we do anything more than once? Should I just smoke this one cigarette? Maybe we should only have sex once, if it's the same thing. Should we just watch one sunset? Or live just one day? It's new every time. Each time is a different experience.Jane Margolis in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 11
Sometimes you get fixated on something and you might not even get why. You open yourself up and go with the flow, wherever the universe takes you.Jane Margolis in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 11
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once convinced a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked, cecause I believed it!Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 11
Did the academy hire you right out of the womb? You guys get younger and younger every year. We have laws, detective, have your kindergarten teacher read them to you.Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 8
Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: Only the very best... with just a right amount of dirty!Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 11
If you wanna stay a criminal and not become, say, a convict, maybe you should grow up and listen to your lawyer.Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 9
You're now the cute on of the group. Paul, meet Ringo. Ringo, Paul.BeatlesSaul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 7
Walter: "I have made a series of very bad decisions and I cannot make another one."
Gus: "Why did you make these decisions?"
Walter: "For the good of my family."
Gus: "Then they weren't bad decisions. A man provides for his family."
That's your brain working at maximum capactity?BrainHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 4
Kaylee: "I think Jupiter is my favorite. Did you know it's the largest planet in our solar system? It's called the gas giant."
Mike: "Uh, that's not very nice."
Kaylee: "Pop-Pop, it's not that kind of gas."
Mike: "Oh, my mistake."
Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?Walter White in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 9
Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute "plans" in my book.Walter White in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 9
I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 1
Well, sometimes forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest, doesn't it?Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 7