The best Quotes from Brawlhalla

The best Quotes from Brawlhalla

Brawlhalla is a free-to-play fighting game developed by Blue Mammoth Games. It was originally released for macOS, PlayStation 4 and Windows in 2017, with ports for Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, Android and iOS released later.

Your parents were a viking and a bear? That's nothing, try a lunatic and the sea.

Mako

My own fighting style I named "Way of the Iron Dragon". It failed to gain much popularity with my students – probably because the pre-requisites are a full-size cannon, an ancestral dragon-spirit, and the strength of ten men.

Lin Fei

Mortal or angel, male or female – I am above such primitive distinctions. However, this quiz will tell me what kind of bread I am. Rye, I'm hoping.

Zariel

Rayman: "A hundred lost souls in an empty suit of armor? It's getting weirder around here."
Asuri: "Your hands don't attach to your body."
Rayman: "True."

Rayman

Asuri: "Have you seen the new guy? Things are really getting weird around here."
Jhala: "You're an actual cat."
Asuri: "That's fair."

Listen you nine-mothered bridge troll, I'm coming in, and the first beer I'm drinking is the one in your fist.

Bödvar

I rob from the rich because they have all the money.

Lucien

Whenever Caspian starts stealing something, I play the Pink Panther theme so all Asgard can hear it. Drives him crazy.

Munin

Ye call this grog? I can still feel me face.

Thatch

I use the magic of the elven-folk to make the doom of gods, not cookies or presents for you.

Dusk

I enjoy my job as left platform mover in Blackguard Keep. That platform is heavy, but I enjoy the challenge. I try to move it smoothly, so no one wonders why those rocks float.

Kor

A half-demon ninja who sold her soul to the devil? Well that's one, frankly rather negative, way of looking at it.

Hattori

Idiots! I want the ghost wolf-bats on the parapets and the bat ghost-wolves guarding the drawbridge! Of course they are different! I don't care where the wolf bat-ghosts go. They're useless.

Volkov

Yeah, well, she should have suspected something when she found me sleeping under the porch.

Mordex

Pfff... every smith knows that the handle is the only part of the hammer crafting that takes any real skill anyway.

Ulgrim

Hattori, do you remember the tale of the wise fox spirit and her giant magical hammer? Yeah, me neither.

Koji

Listen up, folks. Mission briefing. Intelligence assesses twenty to thirty targets armed with automatic weapons or claws with supernatural strength. We'll be loading EMPs and silver. Insertion and exit is on the roof. 1900 hours is the extraction deadline; any later and we have to cancel taco night. Questions?

These are four six-shooters. That's uh, four plus two, carry the one… that's twenty-six bug-bullets. Are you feeling lucky?

Reno

No, I don't know how long I'll be gone. Just feed my cat.

Azoth

I hate "adventurers". Always so sure. Like they have a magic spell that can tell good from evil, right from wrong.

Teros

I need a second weapon? Ok, give me a cannon... yes, a big one from a ship. You let me worry about that.

Sidra

Destroying Orion isn't the only thing I want to do. But yeah, that's the main thing.

Artemis

What's up, nerds? Who's ready to get their butts kicked?!

Petra

You'd think after all the hard work I do we wouldn't have intruders anymore, but I probably tear someone limb from limb every couple weeks!

Onyx

I need a dozen quicksilver bombs, five quarts of holy water, two hundred silver bullets, and one stake if you've got it.

Diana

Combat Cryptography is easy. Once you can ignore the bullets and the screaming, it's just basic quantum calculus.

Ada

Well, I killed her demon husband. So... it's complicated.

Koji

Let me tell you the tale of the blind seamstress and the thousand wolves.

Yumiko

We don't like to brag, but we're kind of impressed with how many people are here because of us. Did I say us? I mean me.

Jiro

I remember that one. I'd lost my sword and armor playing tujeon, but I took the job because I needed money. Lucky break finding that stick.

Jaeyun

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