The best Quotes and Phrases about the Brain

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3

They say we only use a fraction of our brain's true potential. Now that's when we're awake. When we're asleep, we can do almost anything.

Cobb in Inception

Mind & Apprehension

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

Alcohol Beer

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain!

Arthur Weasley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

It is not the brains that matter most, but that which guides them - the character, the heart, generous qualities, progressive ideas.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Character

Not a very successful species, these Homo Sapiens, even with such great intelligence. Barely 200,000 years. Alligator has survived 200 million years, with a brain the size of a walnut.

Dr. Jorgen Asbjørnsen in Downsizing

Humanity

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

Stephen Hawking

Internet

My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

Michael Corleone in The Godfather - Teil 1

Mafia

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

Woody Allen

Humanity Body

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?

Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder

Funny Insults

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain.

Fred Durst

I just want to be able to play as fast as my brain goes, and my brain doesn't go all that fast.

Brian May

Develop your brain! There's the higher power!

Merlin in The Sword in the Stone

The brain drives our thoughts, our behavior. It holds all of the secrets of the universe. There's a whole hidden world inside each of us which only needs to be deciphered.

Maura Franklin in 1899 - Season 1 Episode 1

Our brain isn't always entirely reliable. Everything that we see and feel and hear are the result of electrical impulses. And sometimes we misinterpret those impulses. It's what makes people go mad.

Maura Franklin in 1899 - Season 1 Episode 3

That's your brain working at maximum capactity?

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 4

The brain is the most erogenous zone in a woman's body. That is our secret. And it is what we share.

M.J. Rose

Ten seconds, two choices: One, the information, or your brains on the desk.

Lai in The Transporter

Funny Threats

Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020.

Ray Kurzweil

Computer

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

Alexander Pope

Mind vs. Heart

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

Thomas Edison

My brain: it's my second favorite organ.

Woody Allen

Penisses

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A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Books Mind & Apprehension Intelligence

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Natalie Portman

Intelligence Men & Women Singles & Dating

I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being - forgive me - rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Failures & Mistakes Intelligence

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

Charles Bukowski

Foolishness Intelligence Self-Confidence Doubt

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

Albert Einstein

Imagination Intelligence

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Humanity Breakup Grief & Condolence

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving.

Woody Allen

Love Breakup

Being alone like that shows you what kind of a person you are.

Maura Franklin in 1899 - Season 1 Episode 2

Solitude & Loneliness

We all wear masks. We all pretend. Presenting a perfect illusion on the outside, while we desperately try to hide who we are on the inside.

Ángel in 1899 - Season 1 Episode 3

Masken

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 18

Alcohol

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Alan Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 10 Episode 2

Teeth

Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.

Cobb in Inception

Dreaming

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

Frank Zappa

Mind & Apprehension

If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 9 Episode 5

Weapons NRA

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a p-rn star!

Abraham Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 9 Episode 19

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10

Beer

"They run off eckeltricity, do they?" he said knowledgeably. "Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs."

Arthur Weasley in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Character Decisions

The soul is healed by being with children.

Fyodor Dostoevsky in The Idiot

Children & Childhood Soul

Being different isn't a bad thing. It means you're brave enough to be yourself.

Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Character Self-Confidence

When you know death comes soon, you look around things more close.

Ngoc Lan Tran in Downsizing

Life Death

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.

Stephen Hawking

Knowledge Intelligence

Give me your love and not your like!

Internet Social Media

He never asks a second favour when he's been refused the first.

Tom Hagen in The Godfather

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

Don Vito Corleone in The Godfather - Teil 1

Mafia Famous Quotes

Violence, remember it's only the body that's fragile. You are unbreakable.

Rebecca Yarros in The Empyrean - Iron Flame

Body

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