The best Quotes and Phrases about the Brain

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

They say we only use a fraction of our brain's true potential. Now that's when we're awake. When we're asleep, we can do almost anything.

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain!

It is not the brains that matter most, but that which guides them - the character, the heart, generous qualities, progressive ideas.

Not a very successful species, these Homo Sapiens, even with such great intelligence. Barely 200,000 years. Alligator has survived 200 million years, with a brain the size of a walnut.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain.

I just want to be able to play as fast as my brain goes, and my brain doesn't go all that fast.

Develop your brain! There's the higher power!

The brain drives our thoughts, our behavior. It holds all of the secrets of the universe. There's a whole hidden world inside each of us which only needs to be deciphered.

Our brain isn't always entirely reliable. Everything that we see and feel and hear are the result of electrical impulses. And sometimes we misinterpret those impulses. It's what makes people go mad.

That's your brain working at maximum capactity?

The brain is the most erogenous zone in a woman's body. That is our secret. And it is what we share.

Ten seconds, two choices: One, the information, or your brains on the desk.

Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020.

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

My brain: it's my second favorite organ.

A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being - forgive me - rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving.

Being alone like that shows you what kind of a person you are.

We all wear masks. We all pretend. Presenting a perfect illusion on the outside, while we desperately try to hide who we are on the inside.

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

If I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around.

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a p-rn star!

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

"They run off eckeltricity, do they?" he said knowledgeably. "Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs."

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

The soul is healed by being with children.

Being different isn't a bad thing. It means you're brave enough to be yourself.

When you know death comes soon, you look around things more close.

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.

Give me your love and not your like!

He never asks a second favour when he's been refused the first.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

Violence, remember it's only the body that's fragile. You are unbreakable.

Lord Melchett: "Ah, Blackadder, talking to yourself, I see."
Blackadder: "Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation."