The best Quotes by Brain

This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily: One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void.
The other... is the earth.

Pinky and the Brain

Pinky: "Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?"
Brain: "The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism."
Pinky: "What's free-market capitalism?"
Brain: "Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue."

Pinky and the Brain

Capitalism

Pinky: "Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you."
Brain: "I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky."

Pinky and the Brain

Brain: "How are going to get the Earth to lose weight?"
Pinky: "I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!"
Brain: "Diets don't work."
Pinky: "Not even if you call them 'A Whole New Way of Eating?'"
Brain: "No."

Pinky and the Brain

Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.

Pinky and the Brain - Season 1 Episode 2

Sigmund Freud Pinky

Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?

Pinky and the Brain - Season 1 Episode 4

Pinky Funny Insults

I forced you to use the still frame on your VCR

Pinky and the Brain - Season 3 Episode 34

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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"

Pinky in Pinky and the Brain

Pippi Longstocking

The Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?"

Pinky in Pinky and the Brain

Spice Girls

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain... but do I really need 2 tongues?"

Pinky in Pinky and the Brain

Brain: "I met her today in the maze. Her name is Billie. She's of simple folk, fair and true."
Pinky: "You mean she's stupid?"

Pinky in Pinky and the Brain

You aren't going to get rid of me,are you Brain? I mean, you, working as a single? Look what happened to Jerry Lewis!

Pinky in Pinky and the Brain

Jerry Lewis

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?"

Pinky in Pinky and the Brain

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "Yes Brain. But if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?"

Pinky in Pinky and the Brain

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain. But pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."

Pinky in Pinky and the Brain - Season 1 Episode 4

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

Sigmund Freud

Fathers

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Sigmund Freud

Cats

Flowers are restful to look at. They have neither emotions nor conflicts.

Sigmund Freud

Flowers

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.

Sigmund Freud

The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.

Severus Snape in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry James Potter Spirit Funny Insults

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13

Funny Insults

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Neville Longbottom Funny Insults

You know what capitalism is? Gettin' f*cked!

Tony Montana in Scarface

Capitalism

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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