Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'counter-intelligence.' You have the I.Q. of plaster.0
Brain: 'Are you pondering what I'm pondering?'
Pinky: 'I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?'
Pinky: 'Egad. You astound me, Brain.'
Brain: 'That's a simple task, Pinky.'
This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily: One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void.
The other... is the earth.
Pinky: 'Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?'
Brain: 'The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.'
Pinky: 'What's free-market capitalism?'
Brain: 'Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.'
Pinky: 'Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you.'
Brain: 'I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.'
Brain: 'How are going to get the Earth to lose weight?'
Pinky: 'I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!'
Brain: 'Diets don't work.'
Pinky: 'Not even if you call them 'A Whole New Way of Eating?''
Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.0
Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?0