The best Quotes by Brain

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Pinky: "Egad. You astound me, Brain."
Brain: "That's a simple task, Pinky."

This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily: One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void.
The other... is the earth.

Pinky: "Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?"
Brain: "The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism."
Pinky: "What's free-market capitalism?"
Brain: "Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue."

Pinky: "Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you."
Brain: "I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky."

Brain: "How are going to get the Earth to lose weight?"
Pinky: "I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!"
Brain: "Diets don't work."
Pinky: "Not even if you call them 'A Whole New Way of Eating?'"
Brain: "No."

Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.

Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?

I forced you to use the still frame on your VCR

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"

The Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?"

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain... but do I really need 2 tongues?"

Brain: "I met her today in the maze. Her name is Billie. She's of simple folk, fair and true."
Pinky: "You mean she's stupid?"

You aren't going to get rid of me,are you Brain? I mean, you, working as a single? Look what happened to Jerry Lewis!

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?"

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "Yes Brain. But if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?"

Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain. But pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Flowers are restful to look at. They have neither emotions nor conflicts.

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.

The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

I'll be very clear here, because you and I face an evolutionary gap.

You know what capitalism is? Gettin' f*cked!

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.