Quotes by Brain

Brain is a character from Pinky and the Brain

Quotes by Brain

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'counter-intelligence.' You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Funny InsultsBrain in Pinky and the Brain
 
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Pinky: "Egad. You astound me, Brain."
Brain: "That's a simple task, Pinky."

Brain in Pinky and the Brain
 
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This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily: One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void.
The other... is the earth.

Brain in Pinky and the Brain
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Pinky: "Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?"
Brain: "The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism."
Pinky: "What's free-market capitalism?"
Brain: "Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue."

CapitalismBrain in Pinky and the Brain
 
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Pinky: "Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you."
Brain: "I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky."

Brain in Pinky and the Brain
 
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Brain: "How are going to get the Earth to lose weight?"
Pinky: "I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!"
Brain: "Diets don't work."
Pinky: "Not even if you call them 'A Whole New Way of Eating?'"
Brain: "No."

Brain in Pinky and the Brain
 
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Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.

Brain in Pinky and the Brain, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?

Funny InsultsBrain in Pinky and the Brain, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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I forced you to use the still frame on your VCR

Brain in Pinky and the Brain, Season 3 Episode 34
 
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