Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'counter-intelligence.' You have the I.Q. of plaster.Funny InsultsBrain in Pinky and the Brain
Pinky: "Egad. You astound me, Brain."
Brain: "That's a simple task, Pinky."
This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily: One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void.
The other... is the earth.
Pinky: "Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?"
Brain: "The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism."
Pinky: "What's free-market capitalism?"
Brain: "Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue."
Pinky: "Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you."
Brain: "I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky."
Brain: "How are going to get the Earth to lose weight?"
Pinky: "I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!"
Brain: "Diets don't work."
Pinky: "Not even if you call them 'A Whole New Way of Eating?'"
Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.Brain in Pinky and the Brain, Season 1 Episode 2
Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?Funny InsultsBrain in Pinky and the Brain, Season 1 Episode 4
I forced you to use the still frame on your VCRBrain in Pinky and the Brain, Season 3 Episode 34