Quotes and Lyrics by Bowling for Soup

Quotes and Lyrics by Bowling for Soup

Bowling for Soup is an American rock band formed in Wichita Falls, Texas, in 1994. The band consists of Jaret Reddick, Chris Burney, Gary Wiseman, and Rob Felicetti.

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it

Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day

She's seen all the classics, she knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even Saint Elmo's Fire
She rocked out to Wham, not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran

1985, Album: A Hangover You Don’t Deserve

Limp Bizkit 80s

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985

1985, Album: A Hangover You Don’t Deserve

Madonna Nirvana U2 Bruce Springsteen 80s MTV

The whole damned world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends
High school never ends

High School Never Ends, Album: The Great Burrito Extortion Case

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

Stacy’s Mom, Album: I’ve Never Done Anything Like This

I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the Homecoming Queen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a sl*t with much bigger breasts
I almost dropped out to move to L.A
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

Almost, Album: A Hangover You Don’t Deserve

He's gotta save the world and get to school on time
So many things to do and not much time

Jimmy Neutron Theme

Since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the Lone Star state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

Ohio (Come Back to Texas), Album: A Hangover You Don’t Deserve

It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?

Punk Rock 101, Album: Drunk Enough to Dance

There's nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain

Ohio (Come Back to Texas), Album: A Hangover You Don’t Deserve

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The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.

1

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When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, he gets right back on. That is the second most important thing about bein' a Texan, right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else.

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Amy: "Lino's reinventing Thanksgiving."
Zora: "Oh, good. 'Cause if there's anything Texans love, it's different sh-t."

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Jimmy: "But dad, all my friends are going."
Dad: "I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so."

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[burps] Well, at least it's coming out of the attic and not the bas*ment.

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All right, this is it. These crummy aliens stole our parents, it's time to show them what we're made of. We're tough, we're mean. Darnit, we're carbon based life forms. So, who's going to kick buttocks?

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Cause life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through

Limp Bizkit - Take a Look around, Album: Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water

7

Only when I’m dancing can I feel this free.

1

Buenos Aires. I'm new, I wanna say I'm just a little stuck on you. And if ever I go too far, it's because of the things you are. Beautiful town, I love you.

I like to change. A new lamp, a piece of art, can transform a room.

I think my biggest flaw is my insecurity. I'm terribly insecure. I'm plagued with insecurities 24/7.

It's okay to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings.

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2

My hands are tied
My body bruised
She got me with
Nothing to win and nothing left to lose

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3

Did I ask too much? More than a lot
You gave me nothing, now it's all I got
We're one, but we're not the same
Well, we hurt each other, then we do it again

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Did I disappoint you
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without

U2 - One, Album: Achtung Baby

Through the storm we reach the shore
You give it all but I want more
And I'm waiting for you

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Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny.

Bruce Springsteen

And she was blinded by the light
Oh, cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tight, but she'll make it alright

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You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark

Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark, Album: Born in the U.S.A.

Born down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
'Til you spend half your life just coverin' up

Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A., Album: Born in the U.S.A.

1

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie.

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7

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In the early '80s, the arcade game Pac-Man was twice as popular as oxygen.

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1

Video games 80s

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I was inspired by a lot of people when I was young. Every band that came through town, to the theater, or the dance hall. I was at every dance, every night club, listened to every band that came through, because in those days we didn't have MTV, we didn't have television.

Quincy Jones

1

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7

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