The best Quotes from Borat

The best Quotes from Borat

Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, more commonly known simply as Borat, is a 2006 comedy film directed by Larry Charles and co-written and produced by Sacha Baron Cohen. In October 2020, a sequel named Borat 2: Subsequent Moviefilm was released on Amazon.

14 year ago I release moviefilm which brought great shame to Kasachstan. But now I was instruct to return to Yankeeland to carry out secret mission. I go to America!
Borat Sagdiyev in Borat - 2: Subsequent Moviefilm
My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
Borat Sagdiyev
I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Borat Sagdiyev
I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
Borat Sagdiyev
Borat: "My wife make this cheese."
Bob Barr: "It's very nice."
Borat: "She make it from milk from her t*ts."
Borat Sagdiyev
Mike Jared: "I'm, er... recently retired."
Borat: "You are a retard?"
Borat Sagdiyev
Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but horse can not.
Borat Sagdiyev
Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem too: economic, social and Jew.
Borat Sagdiyev
Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls.
Borat Sagdiyev
He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my a-sholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
Borat Sagdiyev
Wazzup with it, vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night, so bang-bang, skeet-skeet, n*gga. We just a couple of pimps, no hoes.
Borat Sagdiyev
This is my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, and a-sholes Uzbekistan.
Borat Sagdiyev
You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
Borat Sagdiyev
You let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for the animals and womens.
Borat Sagdiyev
I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... ten if not.
Borat Sagdiyev
I say this because I had a very bad gypsy attack... they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed.
Borat Sagdiyev
The only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and making romance explosion on her stomach.
Borat Sagdiyev

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