14 year ago I release moviefilm which brought great shame to Kasachstan. But now I was instruct to return to Yankeeland to carry out secret mission. I go to America!
Borat - 2: Subsequent Moviefilm, by Borat SagdiyevMy country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevI want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below.
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevI arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevBorat: "My wife make this cheese."
Bob Barr: "It's very nice."
Borat: "She make it from milk from her tits."
Mike Jared: "I'm, er... recently retired."
Borat: "You are a retard?"
Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but horse can not.
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevAlthough Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem too: economic, social and Jew.
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevKazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls.
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevHe is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my a-sholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevWazzup with it, vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night, so bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga. We just a couple of pimps, no hoes.
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevThis is my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, and a-sholes Uzbekistan.
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevYou telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevYou let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for the animals and womens.
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevI can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... ten if not.
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevI say this because I had a very bad gypsy attack... they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed.
Borat, by Borat SagdiyevThe only thing keeping me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and making romance explosion on her stomach.
Borat, by Borat Sagdiyev