Quotes and Sayings about Boobs

Quotes and Sayings about Boobs

Here you can find the best Quotes and Phrases about Boobs, Breasts, Titties, or whatever you like to call them.

Hey, if you got a second - stop staring at my boobs!
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1
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Back boobs! The visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style... patent pending.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 20
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My metabolism is all messed up. See, I can moose down a pint of fudge ripple for a midnight snack and wake up having lost weight. Well, everywhere except for my boobs. So annoying.
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So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 12
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Barney: "I cannot stop staring at that girl's face."
Ted: "Face, huh? That's your weirdest nickname for boobs yet."
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 4
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A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.
Summer: "Did you just look at my boobs? You should look at my face."
Matt: "I'm trying but it's so close to your boobs."
Matt Brody in Baywatch
Boobs give us many useful things. Boobs give us milk, cheese... breasts nourish our young until the age where we can go out and hunt for them.
Just a little life-hack for women: If you don't want men to stare at your breasts - eat a banana!
Sal: "Does Lily have any other plates? I don't let Sammy eat off this plastic."
Pepper: "How does she breastfeed him if she doesn't let him near plastic?"
Pepper Saltzman in Modern Family - Season 6 Episode 15
Being a billionaire, when you walk into a room, it's like being a woman with a perfect set of t*ts.
Bobby Axelrod in Billions - Season 1 Episode 1
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Ross: "It's just that I don't think breast milk is for adults."
Chandler: "Although, the packaging does appeal to adults and kids alike."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 2 Episode 2
Evan: "I heard she got breast reduction surgery."
Seth: "What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift."
Seth in Superbad
Stella: "Ted, you're staring at my breasts."
Ted: "In fairness... they were staring at me."
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 18
Barney: "I met a girl last night. So perky and full of life and not at all fake."
Ted: "You're talking about her boobs, right?"
Barney: "Si. And that wasn't Spanish, that was cup size. What up?!"
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 7
Where some choose to look at this bra half-empty, I choose to look at this bra half-full.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 1
Ted, your throwing your life away. This girl is blinding you with her shiny hair and her boob-shaped boobs!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 18
Barney: "Or it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter. Even better. Triple-threat: hotter and bigger boobs."
Ted: "That's only two?"
Barney: "Count again!"
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 19
There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.
Breast-feeding... hot!
When those things swell up to three times their normal size, so do I.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 11

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When a woman quits on a man, she either got enough of him or she didn't get enough from him.
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A woman can be gorgeous at 19, charmimg at 29, but only at 39 she is irresistible for the rest of her life. And no woman that has been irresistible, ever turns older than 39.
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You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles
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No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.
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This woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to, and there have been times that I wanted to.
It has been overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing.
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Ted: "You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?"
Barney: "My other one rule."
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Ted: "Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid?"
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Ted: "New is always better?"
Barney: "New is always better!"
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Ted: "My mother is not one-night-stand material!"
Barney: "Yeah, you're right. It wasn't night and we weren't standing."
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Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup. But that's when we discover who we really are and what we really want.
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