The best Quotes from BoJack Horseman

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The best Quotes from BoJack Horseman

BoJack Horseman is an American adult animated psychological comedy drama television series created by Raphael Bob-Waksberg. It stars the voices of Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, Paul F. Tompkins, and Aaron Paul. Set primarily in Hollywood, the series revolves around the anthropomorphic horse BoJack Horseman (Arnett), a washed-up star of a 1990s sitcom who plans a return to relevance with an autobiography to be written by ghostwriter Diane Nguyen (Brie).

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.

Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.

Mr. Peanutbutter - Season 3 Episode 8

Tennis makes me so mad! Why doesn't anyone catch the ball?

Mr. Peanutbutter - Season 3 Episode 2

Idea for a new app: an undo button that can undo long amounts of time. Three months. A year. A life. One click and everything could just go back to the way it was.

Diane Nguyen - Season 2 Episode 12

Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting.

Diane Nguyen - Season 2 Episode 10

I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy.

We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.

He's so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.

I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.

Bojack: "How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong you can never go back."
'I think you have to keep moving forward?"
Bojack: "All my life that's all I’ve ever done. What's it gotten me?"

BoJack - Season 3 Episode 1

I do love you by the way, I mean as much as I'm capable of loving anyone, which is never enough.

BoJack - Season 3 Episode 9

We're not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.

Mr. Peanutbutter

That's the problem with life, you either know what you want, and you don't get what you want, or you get what you want, and you don’t know what you want.

Diane Nguyen

You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

BoJack - Season 1 Episode 2

You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

BoJack - Season 1 Episode 9

I think that all you are is just the things that you do.

Diane Nguyen

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I always find something to keep me busy.

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David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

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But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

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They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.

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Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54%! In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose every second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.

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Peeta: "I would love to stop this moment, here and now, and live in it forever."

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Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

Pain / Nagato in Naruto

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Life Pain Hurting Falling down

Do or do not. There is no try.

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Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

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Positive Quotes

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck - Season 1 Episode 1

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

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I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14

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Life Breakup Grief & Condolence

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