Quotes from BoJack Horseman

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.

Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.

Tennis makes me so mad! Why doesn't anyone catch the ball?

Idea for a new app: an undo button that can undo long amounts of time. Three months. A year. A life. One click and everything could just go back to the way it was.

Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting.

I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy.

We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.

He's so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.

I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.

Bojack: "How do you make something right when you've made it so wrong you can never go back."
'I think you have to keep moving forward?"
Bojack: "All my life that's all I’ve ever done. What's it gotten me?"

I do love you by the way, I mean as much as I'm capable of loving anyone, which is never enough.

We're not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.

That's the problem with life, you either know what you want, and you don't get what you want, or you get what you want, and you don’t know what you want.

You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

I think that all you are is just the things that you do.